I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Hillary?
Bill Clinton?
lemme gues...bill clinton?
Bill. Did it at Oxford, too.
Michael Smith a Kennedy nephew ???
Bernie Sanders?
Gotta be a Kennedy.
It was Bill Clinton, but Hillary watched from the shadows.
So this would be the “believe the woman” default setting. Nice change of pace.
If it was in the basement at Yale, it was Barney Frank and another man. If it was on the street, it was Bill Clinton.
I should have done this as a multiple choice.
Check the rapist:
[ ] Barney Frank
[ ] Bill Clinton
[ ] A campus policeman
[ ] Bill Cosby
[ ] Hillary Diane Rodham
[ ] The leader of the Christian club on campus
Juanita Broaddrick (AR)- rape
Eileen Wellstone (Oxford) - rape
Elizabeth Ward Gracen - rape - quid pro quo, post incident intimidation
Regina Hopper Blakely - "forced himself on her, biting, bruising her"
Kathleen Willey (WH) - sexual assault, intimidations, threats
Sandra Allen James (DC) - sexual assault
22 Year Old 1972 (Yale) - sexual assault
Kathy Bradshaw (AK) - sexual assault
Cristy Zercher - unwelcomed sexual advance, intimidations
Paula Jones (AR) - unwelcomed sexual advance, exposure, bordering on sexual assault
Carolyn Moffet -unwelcomed sexual advance, exposure, bordering on sexual assault
1974 student at University of Arkansas - unwelcomed physical contact
1978-1980 - seven complaints per Arkansas state troopers
Monica Lewinsky - quid pro quo, post incident character assault
Gennifer Flowers - quid pro quo, post incident character assault
Dolly Kyle Browning - post incident character assault
Sally Perdue - post incident threats
Betty Dalton - rebuffed his advances, married to one of his supporters
Denise Reeder - apologetic note scanned
Klintoon.