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Mark Morford: How to defeat Trump, King of the Trolls
sfgate ^ | August 11, 2015 4:44 PM | Mark Morford, Author, Columnist, ERYT500 yoga teacher, Admirer of trees

Posted on 08/27/2015 9:54:24 PM PDT by Red Steel

He speaks his mind, such as it is. Says whatever he wants. Jumps the rails of the standard narrative, blasphemes right inside the GOP’s own church (Fox News), demeans women and immigrants...

This is what his frothing minions love most, yes?...

If this were a parallel (and much better) universe, Trump could almost be seen as sort of a dream candidate, the kind of passionate...

Alas, we’re nowhere near there. We’re stuck right here.

This dream is, of course, more of a nightmare, a loud, vapid, sexist anti-vaxxer/birther egomaniac with about as much personal integrity and humanity as a feral hyena on too many whippits.

And therein lies the secret. Because this is what Trump really is, isn’t it? He’s the Troll King, a master of the baited insult, the bombastic taunt, the ideological middle finger, all resulting from years of crass deal-mongering, endless bloviation, whoring his name...

Isn’t it marvelous? He’s the GOP’s truest mirror, their darkest and most perfect creation, a frothy cocktail of Limbaugh, Koch, O’Reilly, Tea Party nutcase, sexist throwback, this guy,...snake venom. Even Fox News chairman Roger ‘Jabba the Hut’ Ailes kowtows...

Is it any wonder he rules the polls? At this point, Trump could sell bandanas to ISIS...

This is what his frothing minions love most, yes?...

Want to get rid of Trump, GOP? Stop attacking him as the bloviated, offensive egomaniac he very much is, and start planting rumors to the exact opposite. ...

Trump studies astrophysics in his spare time. Hangs out on yachts with gay...menswear designers,...

Simple, right? The instant his followers suspect he’s in any way deeply interesting, respectful, intellectually curious, Euro-stylish, kind to animals,...He’s out.

This is the GOP, after all. This is the extreme right. Xenophobia rules. Complex, nuanced humanity is simply not to be tolerated. You’re welcome.

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: buttpirate; california; demagogicparty; flamer; gaykkk; homosexualagenda; libertarians; markmorford; medicalmarijuana; memebuilding; pansy; partisanmediashill; partisanmediashills; sanfrancisco; thatbitch
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Haven't seen Morford in a while. Morford must perpetually menstruate.
1 posted on 08/27/2015 9:54:24 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: Red Steel
I haven't hear of this guy in years. Has he been hiding? Or he only like it when Bush was president and he could complain?

BTW, I am not stupid enough to let this idiot convince me to support Trump.

2 posted on 08/27/2015 9:55:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Red Steel
I thought this snippy little twink disappeared and opened a gay S&M club or something.......she's baaaaaack.


3 posted on 08/27/2015 9:57:49 PM PDT by Viking2002 (The Avatar is back by popular request.)
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To: Red Steel

Mark needs a Manpon, stat.


4 posted on 08/27/2015 9:59:47 PM PDT by datura
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To: Red Steel
This dream is, of course, more of a nightmare, a loud, vapid, sexist anti-vaxxer/birther egomaniac with about as much personal integrity and humanity as a feral hyena on too many whippits.

LOL!!! This guy is sucking lemons. What a hoot. He's peeing himself..

5 posted on 08/27/2015 10:00:07 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: Viking2002; Red Steel; nickcarraway

Donald Trump Breaks Lindsey Graham Like a Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3PQOP6eax8


6 posted on 08/27/2015 10:01:01 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (TED CRUZ. You can help: https://donate.tedcruz.org/c/FBTX0095/)
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To: Red Steel
Proud to be a frothing minion!


7 posted on 08/27/2015 10:02:37 PM PDT by Bobalu (See my freep page for political images.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Oooh, how impressive. Way to take on a .05% candidate that even John McCain isn’t voting for. Who is on the agenda next? Minnie Mouse?


8 posted on 08/27/2015 10:03:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Red Steel

“and start planting rumors to the exact opposite.”

Miss Morford is, in fact, a member of the Iranian Republican Guard, with four wives...”

This could be fun.


9 posted on 08/27/2015 10:07:09 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: Red Steel

He's still alive? He jumped the shark during Bubba's second term...

10 posted on 08/27/2015 10:11:59 PM PDT by SunLakesJeff (Life)
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To: Red Steel

Not sure about now but ten years ago this idiot was easy to lure into an email debate. He’s not too bright but it is fun to rile him up.


11 posted on 08/27/2015 10:12:51 PM PDT by Oliver Boliver Butt
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To: nickcarraway

Now watch it.


12 posted on 08/27/2015 10:12:58 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (TED CRUZ. You can help: https://donate.tedcruz.org/c/FBTX0095/)
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To: Red Steel

Aside from the content, just horrible, dated over-the-top writing. Pretty much like always with Morford, but now it’s 10 years worse.


13 posted on 08/27/2015 10:17:27 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: Red Steel

As the person who used to post Morford here all the time would write: Morford Alert. ‘Nuf said.


14 posted on 08/27/2015 10:19:34 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: nickcarraway
BTW, I am not stupid enough to let this idiot convince me to support Trump.

Nobody thinks you're that stupid Nick but let me ask you, could Allen West convince you?

Or how about Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama?

Maybe even Sarah Palin?

Those esteemed patriots support Trump, do you think they're fools, have they been conned? Or maybe THEY are the stupid ones?

You tell us Nick.
15 posted on 08/27/2015 10:21:05 PM PDT by mkjessup (Trump is the barbarian at the RINO gate, Cruz is his 'inside man' and I LIKE it !!)
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To: Red Steel

Trump is worth it just to see Morford and his heterophobes boy pals foam at the mouth.


16 posted on 08/27/2015 10:21:23 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: Red Steel

Makes me love Trump even more.. Making people like this invent new forms of panicky hyperbole is such a hoot to watch. Add this the George Will’s red-faced rants and you have not just a political candidate but a political event.
Rush always says that the momentum of the left (and right) big establishment government won’t be broken by simple resistance, but by big events. In my eyes right now, Donald Trump, love him or hate him, IS a big event. This is why, at least for now, I am supporting him.


17 posted on 08/27/2015 10:28:18 PM PDT by BRK
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To: mkjessup
Cruz has yet to trash Trump, and that hasn't sunk in yet either.

I don't think Jim Robinson is a political novice. He wants Cruz but is favorable to Trump if that can't happen.

If someone is going to write us off for accepting Trump, I guess they should write Cruz off too. If Cruz is that flawed, I guess he's untouchable. Too bad...

18 posted on 08/27/2015 10:35:25 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (It's beginning to look like "Morning in America" again. Comment on YouTube under Trump Free Ride.)
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To: DoughtyOne

They might as well write off Ben Carson as well, to my knowledge he has likewise refrained from bashing or trashing Donald Trump and all three of those esteemed gentlemen (Trump, Cruz & Carson) seem to be on the same page on most if not all of the issues.


19 posted on 08/27/2015 10:39:46 PM PDT by mkjessup (Trump is the barbarian at the RINO gate, Cruz is his 'inside man' and I LIKE it !!)
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To: mkjessup
I have seen that Palin and West defended Trump, to a degree, but I haven't seen that they endorsed him Palin has defended other people, I think recently Rubio. So, I think Trump supporters are overstating the support of Palin and West. having said that, as much as I respect them, I am not going to support someone just because they endorse someone. Palin, for one, screwed up big time in her Alaska governor endorsement. (If you claim Palin an West are endorsing Trump, prove it. I think you are overstating.)

As far as Sessions: No, No, No. There are worse senators than Sessions, but I wouldn't trust him farther than I can through him. He seems none to bright, and can be distracted by shiny objects. He'll vote for amnesty in a New York Minute. Which is even worse in Alabama.

20 posted on 08/27/2015 10:40:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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