To: SoFloFreeper
Smart money says Kermit is about to come out of the closet.
2 posted on
08/05/2015 4:53:39 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Joe 6-pack
To: Joe 6-pack
> Smart money says Kermit is about to come out of the closet.
And is about to start living with Bert and Ernie in a polyamorous relationship...
To: Joe 6-pack
Actually, I've heard he's already hooked up with a different lady pig. apparently he does like the other white meat, just not that bit of bacon.
8 posted on
08/05/2015 5:00:28 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
To: Joe 6-pack
I heard he was “transitioning”.
To: Joe 6-pack
Yep. Set up for perversion.
20 posted on
08/05/2015 5:23:19 AM PDT by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
To: Joe 6-pack
“Miss Piggy announces she has a new boyfriend and proceeds to kiss him passionately while Kermit looks on.”
Sounds like what my ex did to me. Must be the mid-life crisis.
29 posted on
08/05/2015 6:18:26 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Joe 6-pack
32 posted on
08/05/2015 6:52:39 AM PDT by
lacrew
To: Joe 6-pack
So Kermit finally figured out how many men have been putting their hands up miss Piggy’s dress.
To: Joe 6-pack
I’ll take the longer odds on Kermit converting
to Islam...... No more makin’ bacon.
38 posted on
08/05/2015 7:41:32 AM PDT by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf ;-))
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