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In other news, the NY Daily News needed TWO writers to tell this non-news story.....
1 posted on 08/05/2015 4:52:13 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
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Smart money says Kermit is about to come out of the closet.


2 posted on 08/05/2015 4:53:39 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: SoFloFreeper

Kermit converted to Islam and can no longer eat pork.


3 posted on 08/05/2015 4:54:56 AM PDT by SilvieWaldorfMD (A Realistically Really Real Housewife)
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I really hope they do this show right. I loved the Muppet Show as a kid in the 70s-80s. My Dad loved the Muppet show.
5 posted on 08/05/2015 4:58:01 AM PDT by submarinerswife
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Really!?!?

OMG!

STOP THE PRESSES!

7 posted on 08/05/2015 4:59:59 AM PDT by KC_Lion (PLEASE SUPPORT FR. Donate Monthly or Join Club 300! G-d bless you all!)
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Did I miss something?? Did ISIS stop their beheadings? Did Iran quit their nuke program and convert to Christianity?

There must be nothing else going on for the Daily News to report on....


9 posted on 08/05/2015 5:00:43 AM PDT by ObozoMustGo2012
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So now they’ve teamed up Kermit with a frog he would a’wooing go ???


10 posted on 08/05/2015 5:00:52 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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Well Kermit does sing about rainbows in that first Muppet movie..


12 posted on 08/05/2015 5:02:18 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: SoFloFreeper; big'ol_freeper; shove_it; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; ...
Re: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy end their relationship

Well, once you go Gray... you can never go back to Green!

Now when I am asked, "Who was that pig I saw you with last night?" yall will know... who--

14 posted on 08/05/2015 5:05:42 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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Kermit to become Keaitlyn? Inquiring minds want to know.


15 posted on 08/05/2015 5:10:38 AM PDT by McGruff (Eat a snickers...)
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What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

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NOTHING!


19 posted on 08/05/2015 5:23:02 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (Nostradamus had nothing on George Orwell.)
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Did Bert and Ernie finally tie the knot?


21 posted on 08/05/2015 5:25:24 AM PDT by dfwgator
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What’s green and smells like Miss Piggy?


22 posted on 08/05/2015 5:26:09 AM PDT by dfwgator
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This story has got legs. And they’re edible.


23 posted on 08/05/2015 5:27:41 AM PDT by Excellence (Marine mom since April 11, 2014)
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In light of all the recent celebrity breakups and the way they word their press releases, this is pretty funny.


24 posted on 08/05/2015 5:30:13 AM PDT by smalltownslick
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All those years wasted on that little green bastard.


26 posted on 08/05/2015 5:42:19 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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Instead they will showcase Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's homosexual relationship. Expect a gay wedding soon.
27 posted on 08/05/2015 6:08:39 AM PDT by Rodamala
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Toads! Kermit would not stop licking toads. Licking, licking, all the time with the licking. And he was spending way too much time with Bert and Ernie.

Hey, my first post here in many moons...and my speeling seems corect... :-)


31 posted on 08/05/2015 6:43:18 AM PDT by JEDI4S (I don't mean to cause trouble...it just happens naturally through the Force!)
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This is going to break the hearts of many Americans. Just something else the commie ‘RATS are using to push the PP Meat Processing and Meat Packing Co. out of the headlines. Americans are idiots.


33 posted on 08/05/2015 6:56:37 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The trouble with America is that it's full of Americans. - King Obonzo)
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Alert! Alert!

SENSE OF HUMOR LOW light on this thread!

Away the Chill Out Action Team, away!

34 posted on 08/05/2015 6:58:06 AM PDT by twister881
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My whole world has been turned upside down.


37 posted on 08/05/2015 7:24:49 AM PDT by jasbd1985
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