Obama Will Jetset To The Arctic To Warn About Global Warming

dailycaller.com ^ | 8/3/2015 | Michael Bastasch

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[rktman]

I call BS. Everybody knows that in Dec. in the southern hemisphere it’s the middle of summer when it’s really, really hot in Antarctica. There couldn’t possibly be any ice. :>}

[bert]

yes, you are of course correct facts don’t matter but imagine the angst

[rktman]

Worth the price of admission to see the angst.

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Obviously, there’s ice year-round at the poles, but it’s still ironic that a ship set out to document “disappearing ice” got stuck in ice.

[Adder]

where is his solar powered plane?

Surely such a champeen of globull warming/ climate change/weather has a solar plane....

Idiot. FUBO!

[AFreeBird]

I believe Eskimo is an insult to the Alutes and other native tribes from further south. Eskimos are northern dwellers. I don’t suppose the Eskimos have a problem with it.

[Thank You Rush]

“”for just that one leg of the flight.””

HOORAY! Does that mean it’s going to be a one way trip? Make sure there isn’t any survival gear when he’s put out of the airplane!!

[GOPJ]

That was a great story...

[rktman]

Well it is summer up there right now. Better pack some extra strength mosquito repellent. We all know how he attracts flies.

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(Sketch continues from ‘Mr. Neutron is missing’. Cut to Carpenter in a log cabin trading post with trestle tables. Six Eskimos are sitting in a group at one end of the other tables. An Italian chef in a long white apron and greasy shirt, is standing over Carpenter.

Carpenter sits at one table with a huge fresh salad in front of him.)

Italian: You don’t like it?

Carpenter: No, I didn’t want to eat a salad. I wanted to find out about a man called Salad.

Italian: You’re the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish ...

First Eskimo: (very British accent) We’re not Eskimos.

Second Eskimo: Where’s our fish. We’ve finished our fish.

Italian: What fish you want today, uh?

First Eskimo: Bream please.

Italian: Bream! Where do I get a bream this time of year? You bloody choosy Eskimo pests.

First Eskimo: We are not Eskimos!

Italian: Why don’t you like a nice plate of cannelloni?

Eskimos: Eurrrrghhh!

First Eskimo: That’s not fish.

Italian: (as he turns to go in kitchen) I’ve had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

(Carpenter crosses to the Eskimos.)

Carpenter: (speaking slowly, and clearly as for foreigners) Do any of you Eskimos ... speak ... English?

First Eskimo: We’re not Eskimos!

Third Eskimo: I am.

Others: Sh!

Italian: (off) Haddock!

Eskimos: Where?

Carpenter: (still speaking as if to foreigners) Do any of... you ... know... a man ... caned ... Salad?

First Eskimo: What, Salad as in...

Carpenter: Lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes ... yes.

First Eskimo: Like you have on your plate?

Carpenter: Yes. That’s right.

First Eskimo: No, I’m afraid not.

Second Eskimo: Where’s our fish?

First Eskimo: What does this Teddy Salad do?

Carpenter: He’s a... er... hen-teaser.

(Quick cut to the chairman of Fiat in his office.)

Chairman: Che cosa è la stucciacatori di polli?

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: ‘WHAT IS A HEN-TEASER?’

(Cut back to the cabin.)

First Eskimo: No, the only Teddy Salad we know is a CIA man.

Carpenter: Oh, he might know.

Eskimos: (chanting) Gunga gunga, where’s our fish?

Carpenter: Where will I find him?

Second Eskimo: Oh, he lives up at Kipper Sound.

Carpenter: Thanks a lot.

Eskimos: Fishy fishy iyoooiyooo.

First Eskimo: Are you in international spying, too?

Carpenter: No... no... I’m with the... US Ballet... force... who are you with?

First Eskimo: (leans forward confidentially) MI6. But not a word to the Eskimos.

Eskimos: Fishy fishy igooo.

(The Italian chef appears.)

Italian: Here’s your bloody fish.

First Eskimo: Thank you, Anouk.

Italian: I’m not an Eskimo!

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“We are not Eskimos!” - Monty Python Mr Neutron sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnwlLkIX1_E

[justa-hairyape]

So he is not going to Antarctica where they have set a modern record for ice coverage.

[Popman]

Can’t wait for his photoshoot with the Polar Bears...

[PATRIOT1876]

Surely this is from the Onion.
The irony is colossal!

[PATRIOT1876]

“Yeah, the last 17 years of cooler means that the Earth is getting hotter.

That's the ticket!”

~Obama, Gore, Emperor Sheldon Whitehouse, Paul Pinocchio “The Destroyer” Erlich and all the other grifters that pretend that the Global Warming Scam is real.