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Why the heck not.
1 posted on 07/17/2015 1:29:19 PM PDT by mbarker12474
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Seriously. I don’t use the phrases “getting married” or “being married” when it applies to homosexuals.

I use the phrase “pretending to be married”.

It is no different than a couple of 3 year old neighborhood kids having a “wedding” out on the side walk, using toilet paper for a veil and riding away on their tricycles.

They are pretending to get married as they have seen normal adults do and only a fool would officially recognize it as a real marriage.

Next, PETA will be advocating that we all recognize the marriage of dogs to one another.


32 posted on 07/17/2015 2:04:28 PM PDT by nitzy (I don't vote for Republican'ts)
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All I know is 0 is dividing this country.


33 posted on 07/17/2015 2:04:52 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
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US SUPREME COURT SUSPENDS THE LAW OF GRAVITY!


35 posted on 07/17/2015 2:09:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase ( NASCAR 2015: "Bootlegger to boot licker"--FReeper Crim)
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Forgot to add: in addition, no pun intended, those who were against division by zero in the past will see their families attacked by CPS and others dismembered with the help of ISIS terrorists and illegals as punishment for being against the law before the law was passed.


36 posted on 07/17/2015 2:15:59 PM PDT by lavaroise (A well regulated gun being necessary to the state, the rights of the militia shall no)
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37 posted on 07/17/2015 2:17:43 PM PDT by Iron Munro (We may be paranoid but that doesn't mean they aren't really after us)
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LOL. I love this.


39 posted on 07/17/2015 2:22:57 PM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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Yep! The sun is rising in the west!


40 posted on 07/17/2015 2:25:03 PM PDT by Road Warrior ‘04 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
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Division by zero = infinity (infinite number)

Population division by øbøzø, the big zero, could lead to an infinite presidency.

IOW, president for life.


41 posted on 07/17/2015 2:28:22 PM PDT by melancholy
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I figured they’d have declared division by zero as numerically racist. Everyone knows the zero represents blacks. /s


47 posted on 07/17/2015 3:50:54 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Just as long as typing “Google” into Google stays illegal.


48 posted on 07/17/2015 3:56:42 PM PDT by dfwgator
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In a related case, they also decided icy roads are an “act of God” to please the insurance industry.


49 posted on 07/17/2015 4:22:48 PM PDT by ex91B10 (We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; ONE BOX LEFT!)
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This country has been undergoing division by zero since January 2009.


50 posted on 07/17/2015 4:43:56 PM PDT by lakecumberlandvet (APPEASEMENT NEVER WORKS.)
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Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me

I'm not tryin' to be your hero
'Cause that zero is too cold for me, brrr
I'm not tryin' to be your highness
'Cause that minus is too low to see, yeah

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
And I'm not stuffin'
Believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on poverty, yeah
Yes, I am

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me

You gotta have somethin'
If you wanna be with me
You gotta bring me somethin' girl
If you wanna be with me

-PJ

52 posted on 07/17/2015 5:05:29 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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Why not? They’ve already rewritten the genetic code.


53 posted on 07/17/2015 5:16:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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Good work! Excellent example of our over-reaching judicial branch of government and their Constitutional ignorance.

By agreeing the Constitution doesn’t really say what it says, our Supreme Court has become useless and serves no good purpose. Kinda like BJ’s d*ck.


54 posted on 07/17/2015 6:56:54 PM PDT by Texicanus (Texas, it's like a whole 'nother country.)
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Chuck Norris has been dividing by zero for years.


55 posted on 07/17/2015 7:07:19 PM PDT by Tymesup
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56 posted on 07/17/2015 7:12:16 PM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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