[Berlin_Freeper]

Last night I got patted down when we went to Disney in Concert - and we had free press tickets and entered a separate side gate after they were so nice to us checking their ticket list.

[Therapsid]

I last went through with both fingers in the air.....they just laughed......

[Ken H]

Ah, but now you will draw suspicion to yourself for looking too innocent.

[DoughtyOne]

Too accurate.

This guy’s taxes better be in order, and I’d put the dog in the pound for a few days and leave the trash cans empty.

[onyx]

Seems to align with my experiences and my observation of others getting searched.

[clearcarbon]

“The TSA's 12 Signs You Might Be a Terrorist"

[Organic Panic]

12 signs...

1. You’re white
2. You’re old and white
3. You’re a 3 year old white girl
4. You’re in fatigues and white
5. You’re in dress blues and white
6. You’re carrying “The Red Badge of Courage”
7. You’re an American
8. You’re wearing a crucifix around your neck
9. You’re in a wheel chair and white
10. You’re republican
11. You’re wondering why 90% of all airport workers are Somali immigrants in Muslim garb.
12. You’re white

[Vaduz]

Unless you land Frisco no law there nor TSA.