[Organic Panic]

12 signs...

1. You’re white
2. You’re old and white
3. You’re a 3 year old white girl
4. You’re in fatigues and white
5. You’re in dress blues and white
6. You’re carrying “The Red Badge of Courage”
7. You’re an American
8. You’re wearing a crucifix around your neck
9. You’re in a wheel chair and white
10. You’re republican
11. You’re wondering why 90% of all airport workers are Somali immigrants in Muslim garb.
12. You’re white

[exnavy]

Nice list, you nailed it.

[ScottinVA]

That about hits it.

[BradyLS]

Great list. But I notice that most folks they pat down are white. You should mention that somewhere in your list.

;-)