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Beam Me Up Scotty. The funniest line in any news article this week.
Red State ^ | July 5th, 2015 | Erick Erickson

Posted on 07/05/2015 8:11:28 PM PDT by xzins

Texas has a stockpile of gold. That gold is kept in New York City in an underground vault managed by HSBC. Texas has decided it wants all its gold back in Texas.

Earlier this year, Governor Greg Abbott signed a law that had sailed through the Texas Legislature. It sets up a depository facility in Texas that will house all of Texas’s gold inside Texas.

According to the Associated Press, Texas’s gold measures “about 20 square feet”. I’m thinking that should be cubic feet, but no matter. That’s not the best part.

In examining how Texas might get its actual, physical gold home from New York City, we find this gem, which is the funniest line in any news article this week:

It’s unclear whether repatriating it could be done with an electronic transfer or would require a fleet of planes or armored cars.

Yes, Scotty is going to beam it to Texas.


TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Arizona; US: California
KEYWORDS: arizona; california; clarencethomas; gaykk; georgetakei; gold; homosexualagenda; iexasgold; libertarians; medicalmarijuana; obamanation; phoenix; texas; transfer
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To: Stentor

You old enough to remember the 5th Dimension. :>)


101 posted on 07/06/2015 6:35:49 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Pray for their victory or quit saying you support our troops)
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To: Deagle
Is there something going on the we do not know about?

It is you who miss the point. There is everything going on that you don't know about. It's the stuff that only guys who dance with each other in the moonlight in front of giant owls know about. Our job is to live with the consequences of what they do.

102 posted on 07/06/2015 6:42:01 AM PDT by Stentor ("The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.")
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To: xzins
You old enough to remember the 5th Dimension. :>)

I'm old enough to have been in the Philly Academy of Music with my eight months pregnant wife watch Laura Nyro sat at a piano performing Stoned Soul Picnic.

103 posted on 07/06/2015 6:48:16 AM PDT by Stentor ("The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.")
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To: Stentor

Old Timer!


104 posted on 07/06/2015 6:53:17 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Pray for their victory or quit saying you support our troops)
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To: AnonymousConservative
"The Ukraine’s gold is sitting in a vault somewhere in the US."

"Are you sure?"

Your links confirm my statement.

105 posted on 07/06/2015 7:34:51 AM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Save Western Civilization. Embrace the new Crusades.)
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To: xzins
It’s unclear whether repatriating it could be done with an electronic transfer or would require a fleet of planes or armored cars.

Yes, Scotty is going to beam it to Texas.

If Texas is holding physical gold belonging to someone up or near NY, ownership of the respective gold could be transferred electronically. Otherwise, I have no idea how to transfer it other than putting it on a well-armored truck.

106 posted on 07/06/2015 7:39:51 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: LukeL

I think your math or assumption are off.


107 posted on 07/06/2015 7:40:35 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: ClearCase_guy
I'm sure it's perfectly safe in NY. What could go wrong (that Bruce Willis couldn't handle)?


108 posted on 07/06/2015 7:44:11 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Send it by USPS as old rings and bracelets to some guy advertising he ‘buys gold in Texas’?

I always called those “burlar for hire ads”, but they keep showing up on TV, so I suppose they must be getting stuff in the mail.


109 posted on 07/06/2015 7:45:50 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Pray for their victory or quit saying you support our troops)
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To: xzins

How about those ads that offer to give you good money for that Rolex or Patek Philippe watch that you just “happen” to have laying around and totally forgot about. I must have five or six of them!


110 posted on 07/06/2015 7:48:12 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Running “Thief Wanted” ads is probably illegal...

:>)


111 posted on 07/06/2015 7:50:41 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Pray for their victory or quit saying you support our troops)
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To: gaijin

“uh... we don’t actually have it, so you’re not getting it. The consequences of pushing the issue could be... dire.”


112 posted on 07/06/2015 7:50:51 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: rikkir
Thank you. 1 dry box semi would do nicely.

You load 16 tons, what do you get?

113 posted on 07/06/2015 8:00:31 AM PDT by commish (The takers rule. Time to implement the triple G plan - GOD, GUNS, & GOLD)
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To: mad_as_he$$

17,554 troy ounces per cubic foot, X 20 cubic feet X spot price comes to around 420 million dollars.


114 posted on 07/06/2015 8:17:38 AM PDT by LukeL
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To: LukeL

The 20 cubic feet must be a bad estimate from the source.

Texas Gov. Rick Perry is supporting a bill that would return the state’s $1 billion in gold reserves currently stored by the Federal Reserve at a vault in New York to the state.
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2013/03/why-texas-wants-its-gold-back-from-the-feds/#mU5OJr7GhYX17iYu.99


115 posted on 07/06/2015 11:21:45 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: Former Proud Canadian

I wasn’t saying the gold wasn’t there, just that it might no longer be Ukraine’s. Weird times.


116 posted on 07/06/2015 12:26:56 PM PDT by AnonymousConservative (Why did Liberals evolve within our species? www.anonymousconservative.com)
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To: AnonymousConservative
I misunderstood.

I believe the gold was removed for "safekeeping" or remitted as payment for political support. In any case, it's gone.

I don't know about the Libyan gold.

It sounds like the new US policy is this:

If you lose a war against the US, you lose your gold.

If you are the winner in a US engineered coup and your country needs to be propped up indefinitely against a nuclear armed enemy, your central bank's gold will pay for this service.

117 posted on 07/06/2015 12:35:06 PM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (Save Western Civilization. Embrace the new Crusades.)
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To: mdmathis6

Well said.


118 posted on 07/06/2015 3:46:03 PM PDT by piytar (Good will be called evil and Evil will be called good.)
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To: xzins
And scarily, it is only about 2.9 feet wide, 2.9 feet deep, and 2.9 feet high. It would fit in the trunk of my car.

Gold is twice as heavy as lead 2.9 X 2.9 would crush your trunk and the rest of the car with it.
119 posted on 07/06/2015 7:49:37 PM PDT by Foolsgold (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: xzins

Loads of copper weighing 45,000lbs are 1 pallet wide, 10 pallets down the middle of the trailer, and no more than a foot tall.
Gold is heavier than copper.


120 posted on 07/06/2015 8:46:32 PM PDT by rikkir (Anyone still believe the 8/08 Atlantic cover wasn't 100% accurate?)
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