[nickcarraway]

[Steely Tom]

I haven’t given a thought to Ben & Jerry’s for about 15 years.

[a fool in paradise]

Raw cookie dough is one way to get e coli. Good choice for gay relations.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

More like ‘I doo doo’.

I’m so sick of these people and I’m soooo glad I don’t run with the ‘popular kids’.

Love thinking for myself.

[Viking2002]

The only good thing that's ever come out of Vermont is white cheddar. The rest is shite!

[Daffynition]

Shrinkage

One of our competitors (think funny sounding European name) recently announced they will be downsizing their pints from 16 to 14 ounces to cover increased ingredient and manufacturing costs and help improve their bottom line. At Ben & Jerry’s we think downsizing pints is downright wrong. We understand that in today’s hard economic times businesses are feeling the pinch. We also understand that many of you are also feeling the same, and think now more than ever you deserve your full pint of ice cream.

http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/03/haagen-dazs-will-decrease-pints-ice-cream-tubs-ben-and-jerrys.html

[P-Marlowe]

Chocolate on a stick

[doorgunner69]

New flavor for the homo thing?

Let me guess = feces flavored fudge?

[M-cubed]

same ol ice cream...just a little fecal matter added to it for PC flavor

[Kozak]

How about “Rainbow Ass”

[fatnotlazy]

Used to love Ben & Jerry's and could overlook the founders’ obvious uber liberalism for a long time. But then they became increasingly militant. It was obvious that their radicalism was more important than retaining conservative customers, so I gave up their ice cream. Cardiologist said ice cream wad bad for me anyway. Good riddance!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Smells like $hit.

[clearcarbon]

"Ben & Jerry's Renames Ice Cream Flavor to Honor Gay Marriage

Why didn't they call it "Unnatural Act?"

[Salamander]

Shouldn’t they have chosen a hand packed fudge version?

[clearcarbon]

"Ben & Jerry's Renames Ice Cream Flavor to Honor Gay Marriage"

Comes in two interchangeably fitting cups.

[catbertz]

I expected something like Double Fudge packer with extra nuts.

[windsorknot]

Honor "gay marriage"

I don't even accept the premise.

[TangibleDisgust]

they have a permanent spot on my personal boycott list.

i don’t believe even a single spoonful of B&J ice cream has ever passed my lips.

i prefer Breyer’s, Blue Bell, or Haagen Dazs (depending on the specific flavor). i hope Blue Bell gets back into production again soon.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Chocolate chips on vanilla ice-cream on a stick. I guess you could be very British about it and call it “Spotted Dick”.

I’m sorry. I saw a can of “Spotted Dick” in a Harris Teeter store in its foreign foods section. I almost fell on the floor trying not to laugh.

I could have done a great Yakov Smirnoff imitation (his Maxi-Pad routine about a new pad that came in a box. He said, “America, what a great place. You can even buy freedom in a box” or something like that.

But I won’t. I’ll leave that up to you guys.

By the way, have Ben and Jerry gotten married yet? Inquiring minds really don’t want to know.

Just thinking. They way the “marriage” situation in the US is going, pretty soon you will be able to marry an animal if you want.

Then Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream could advertise that their products are made from “contented cows”.

This is only going to get worse so I’ll go back to work on a book about Vietnam.

[windsorknot]

Fairy Garcia.

[dinodino]

Ben & Jerry’s Hypergay Cumblast

Did I guess correctly?