regarding Eleanor Clift and her private parts, recall if you will her tryst on the sidewalk with Bill Clinton outside the Democrat Convention in 1968.
In addition to a scratched and bleeding butt, he left her all tangled inside. She has never gotten over that quickie encounter. He never offered her his service again
There’s a new career for you somewhere in this. Either a writer of lefty romance novels or perhaps a retro Shades of Gray genre.
Keep up the good work. The world needs to know these things.