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Definitely the Best Zionist Conspiracy Ever
Arutz Sheva ^ | 13/6/15 | Ari Soffer

Posted on 06/13/2015 3:33:00 PM PDT by Eleutheria5

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From Zionist sharks to Mossad vultures; for anti-Zionists, where Israel is concerned conspiracy theories are always in-vogue - no matter how outlandish or just plain nuts they sound.

Vying for this year's best Israel-related conspiracy theory is an Islamist activist in the UK, who claims he has been the victim of a most dastardly of Zionist deeds.

According to Asghar Bukhari, founder of the extremist Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPAC), Zionists broke into his house last night and stole... his shoe.

No kidding.

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TOPICS: Israel; Political Humor/Cartoons; United Kingdom; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: 911truth; 911truther; 911truthers; asgharbuchari; asgharbukhari; breakin; conspiracy; israel; mossadstolemyshoe; unitedkingdom; waronterror; zionist
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To: SaveFerris

LOL...throw all the sandals you want, but watch it with those steel toed work boots!


21 posted on 06/13/2015 4:18:47 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Gamecock; Larry Lucido; FredZarguna; KC_Lion

Wonder how you spell “Dalrymple”?


22 posted on 06/13/2015 4:20:06 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: left that other site

Just as long as you see what I did there with “Blossom”!


23 posted on 06/13/2015 4:20:40 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: Eleutheria5

In a world where insanity prevails, the expressions of the clinically insane are without limits.


24 posted on 06/13/2015 4:24:00 PM PDT by samtheman
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To: Eleutheria5

I just told my wife this story and she said maybe a neighborhood dog.


25 posted on 06/13/2015 4:26:25 PM PDT by samtheman
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To: Eleutheria5

it was a blue suede shoe that he peed on


26 posted on 06/13/2015 4:46:38 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Of making many books there is no end, and much study is a weariness of the flesh.")
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To: SaveFerris

Shoes?

Did someone say something about shoes?

Elaine's shoes?

27 posted on 06/13/2015 6:09:58 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47 -- with leather.)
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To: KC_Lion

OMG, I never knew until now! Thanks KC, my eyes have been opened :P


28 posted on 06/13/2015 7:52:18 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: KC_Lion

Well as long as the evil Juice stay in Israel. The day one of them shows up in America, well I’ll tell you what. TEDCRUSWILLHAVEJUSTLOSTMYVOTE!!!!

Pretty Jim has software in place to guard against them on FR.


29 posted on 06/13/2015 8:26:49 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Eleutheria5

Clearly a mass muslim suicide is in order.


30 posted on 06/14/2015 4:35:50 AM PDT by rrrod (Just an old guy with a gun in his pocket.)
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To: left that other site

-——How can he do this if he has but one?-——

Which is why in a moment of angry protest a good Muslim throws both shoes, not just one


31 posted on 06/14/2015 4:43:57 AM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ..... No peace? then no peace!)
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To: bert

Ah...a wise solution to this heartbreaking dilemma! :-)


32 posted on 06/14/2015 4:45:49 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Do these people really not see how stupid they appear? smh


33 posted on 06/14/2015 4:50:32 AM PDT by kalee
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If you’d like to be on or off, please FR mail me.

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34 posted on 06/14/2015 6:19:42 AM PDT by SJackson (an emotional nation, not a rational nation. You work from your gut and not your mind, BHO on Israel)
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To: kalee

Daddy, I confess. I used your other shoe for a bed for my dolly.

Daughter, you are secretly a Zionist conspirator?

No, daddy. My dolly needed a bed to sleep in, and I just...

Yet another honor killing, this time of an eight-year-old girl.


35 posted on 06/14/2015 2:44:34 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: KC_Lion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyT5scEWJJU


36 posted on 06/17/2015 3:09:33 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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