Salon: Miley Cyrus Uncorks 'Totally Right-On Assessments of the World’

Newsbusters ^ | June 11, 2015 | 9:45 AM EDT | Sarah Sites

[lapsus calami]

 

 

Another envoy of the dark side has self-identified. Sad.

 

 

[Army Air Corps]

She has the depth of onion skin.

[AppyPappy]

When I want meaningful political information, I always go to pop stars

[Army Air Corps]

Especially vacuous publicity puppets like ol’ Miley.

[Steely Tom]

Miley Cyrus Uncorks 'Totally Right-On Assessments of the World'

Exactly what I've been waiting for.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“In the end, Cyrus embodies the classic liberal view on life: “As long as you’re not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices.”

Can I choose whether to pay for someone else’s abortion? Can I choose to select my own insurance plan?

Yeah Miley, didn’t think so.

[OttawaFreeper]

Let me guess, are we going to next be treated next to the awe inspiring worldview of Wile E Coyote?

[yarddog]

I once bought some Hannay Montana stuff for my Granddaughter. I actually thought that was her real name.

Miley was a pretty girl and could have made money without becoming a slut. I wonder why she doesn’t just pose for Playboy and get it over with. I don’t know maybe she already has.

[Bluewater2015]

Salon is garbage. Even leaving politics aside, it’s garbage. It has no editorial standards that I can see. The articles read like a bad Onion satire on cliché liberalism. It actually published an essay not too long ago—and deadly serious at that—on why the Nintendo video game Legend of Zelda was racist and sexist! I think I’ll send them an essay on why the Mario Brothers franchise is not only sexist but offensive to Italian-Americans. Bet it gets published, too.

[notaliberal]

Satan has a good friend. She needs prayers.

[The Toll]

That boy is so stupid.

[Baynative]

*****Cyrus embodies the classic liberal view on life: “As long as you’re not hurting anyone, your choices are your choices.”*****

Liberal voters may like to toss that line around as if it means something. But, the irony is that the people they elect do not believe in it at all. They want control of every aspect of life choices.

[headstamp 2]

My heart is all achy breaky over this.

[windsorknot]

Miley, shut up and twerk!

[Jagdgewehr]

“I am literally open to every single thing that is consenting and doesn’t involve an animal and everyone is of age.”

Why? With such enlightened views, what's stopping you, Miley?

[Billthedrill]

Ah, the Cult of Celebrity. Cyrus is a stupid little girl, and she’ll die a stupid little girl whether it’s six months or six decades hence. She may be nasty now, she may be nice later, but either way she’ll still be stupid.

[SampleMan]

Well gosh, if Salon thinks she’s right on the money...

[Bluewater2015]

And that article is written by the same Jenny Kuttner who “bravely” notified Salon readers that she was scheduled to have an abortion. Apparently her IUD failed. I guess it was made by the same folks who make Takata airbags.

[dhs12345]

Skankzilla2? Madonna was 1.