Man beaten up at Little Caesars after calling woman overweight

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | June 8, 2015 | Evan Sernoffsky

[artichokegrower]

An angry man roughed up a customer at a Little Caesars Pizza restaurant in Salinas for making a crack about his mom’s weight, police said.

The ruckus started at 4:25 p.m. Sunday when a 50-year-old man at the pizza joint inside a strip mall at 506 East Laurel Drive told a woman “she should not eat pizza because she was already overweight,” police Cmdr. Sheldon Bryant said.

[artichokegrower]

Memo to self: Do not comment on woman's weight while in line at pizza parlor.

[KC_Conspirator]

However, I am in full support of his fat shaming.

[cripplecreek]

Nunyas

[FreedomOfExpression]

Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
/notdirectedatanyoneinparticular

[Vaquero]

“Yo momma’s so fat”

And what man wouldn’t come to defend his momma either verbally or with fisticuffs.

[Average Al]

Mom and son must be a sumo tag team! lol

[Vaquero]

PS
Of course you f it was just you and your buds without Momma.....you just up the rank out on his Momma.

[RightGeek]

I like the part where momma went to her car to get a crowbar.

[mabarker1]

The zer0

[VRWCmember]

Laz would still have hit it — AND taken her pizza.

[albie]

She went to get a crow bar, the son started punching him in the head. Yep...they’re Amish alright.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Yo Momma’s so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs!

[Farmer Dean]

How many people do you know that carry a crowbar in their car?

[SaveFerris]

Guess she planned to break some bones.

[bigbob]

If that was the rule they wouldn’t sell much pizza

[SaveFerris]

[How many people do you know that carry a crowbar in their car?]

Well, you see, sometimes the cheese causes the pizza to stick to the box and you’re trying to get that last pepperoni loose and sometimes, it just won’t budge.

So, you know....

[BerryDingle]

How many people do you know that carry a crowbar in their car?

LOL!, this is carried over from the days of the bumper jack handles, and the dark alleys. All we need now is Lois Lane and a Nash Rambler.

[headstamp 2]

People are so fast to upgrade to attempted murder these days.

[Tenacious 1]

How many people do you know that carry a crowbar in their car?

Crowbar? No. Tire Iron, Baseball equipment and firearms? Yes. But they are all for practical purposes. I am a coach, I have an old pick up truck that still uses a tire iron and..... well.... I like to shoot, and am licensed to carry and am vigilant about the safety of myself and loved ones.

If we happened to be in my truck when the Zombie Apocalypse started, we'd be a bat swingin, tire changin, rootin, tootin, shootin sorta bunch, I suppose.

[MrB]

The gold standard for a thug beatdown is brain damage.
They can’t be charged with anything other than aggravated assault, and they’ve ruined the victim’s life forever.