Here some old advice from Jimmy Soul: “If you wanna be happy
all of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.”
This works for some, not for others.
Sex, Drugs & Rock-n-Roll! Duh. ;)
The needs are the same as they’ve ever been; it’s manifestly obvious to anyone with eyes that no one is happy these days.
I’ve always known I was born in the wrong time.
I be happy as can be. Gots me EBT, Obamaphone, and Obamacare. Keep Obama in president. You know!
Things that make a happy life, my friend, are these:
Wealth inherited, not got through labor,
A productive field, a hearth ever-burning,
Never to be involved in lawsuits, a rarely worn business suit,
equal friends agreeing ever.
Health of body, peace of mind, sleep that make the nights seem brief,
Wise simplicity, no fancy fare,
Nights not drunken, yet free from care,
Wish to be what you are, and nothing more.
Neither fear your last day nor wish for it.
— Martial, Epigrams XLVII
/Sarc for those who need it