Posted on 05/01/2015 4:11:18 PM PDT by Vendome
So, get this. I was offered a job to sell cars by a friend, who owns the largest automobile dealership group in Northern California.
Drug Test: Check...Completed
Finger Print Test: Check...Need to finish
CA DMV License to sell cars: Check... but, wait. "You are from America? You can't use DMV on Weekend.
DMV, on weekend, is only availble to immigrants...
Huh?
I am a Natural Born American. A full blown Tax Slave every since I can remember and I cannot use DMV on weekend?
No. Funny rules, due to influx of immigrants, DMV is only available to immigrants.
All others can use DMV office only on weekdays?
WTF?
Sir?
I'm confused. I am an American. I would think I have the right to fast pass to the front of the line. What gives?
Well, there is a large number of immigrants who are being granted licenses and we've reserved Saturdays for them.
You are kidding?
No sir.
So, an American actually has to take the day from his Monday through Friday job and his 8-5 shift, losing work and pay he could use, to avail himself of a service he pays for, so immigrants who are not here lawfully can use the DMV for their special class of people?
Nobody likes it but, that's the new rule.
Well, what if I speak Spanish and claim I need an interpreter? Can I just walk in then?
Well, no. You are not an immigrant.
Uhmmm....Prove it. In fact, prove they are as well, while you're at it. My Spanish is actually pretty good and I should get and an Academy Award for my superb ability to act stupid.
I hear you.
So, seriously, no DMV on Saturdays for Americans and I have to come in on Monday, the day I'm actually suppose to be at work, skip making money, for the convenience of "Immigrants"???
You might say that.
Well, I wish I could ask for a lower tax bill then since I cannot one or two lanes for 8 hours of a day and a service I pay for is unavailable to me for 17% of the time...
You'll have to work that out with your accountant.
Well, you don't make the rules. You're doing your job and helping so I don;t have any surprises but, "SURPRISE!!!". You have a good day and better tomorrow.
Pretty much the conversation I just had with DMV.
I just might move back to Murica. Oklahoma isn't that bad and I can buy more home with tons of land for 1/2 the money the givernment doesn't loot/fleece me for...
"When, in the course of Human Events, it become necessary...
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed"
He, his career Bureaucrats and like minded co-conspirators in black robes has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He, his career Bureaucrats and like minded co-conspirators in black robes have forbidden The People to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till the Assent him, his career Bureaucrats and like minded co-conspirators in black robes should be obtained; and when so suspended, they have utterly neglected to attend to them.
And so forth....
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
We are at that awkward time when it no longer makes any difference if you vote or not. The government does what it wishes.
The suicide of the West progresses
Couldn’t effin believe it.
I am suppose to be at work on Monday and I have to get my license before I can work but, not on Saturdays apparently.
Funny, because I visited my Mom, sisters, brother and some old friends in Oklahoma last month.
Murica all the way and now I’m rethinking my view of never, ever, no freakin way ever, moving back there....
Apparently the 14th amendment only protects non-citizens, not citizens.
“We are at that awkward time when it no longer makes any difference if you vote or not.”
We are at that awkward stage when it doesn’t really matter what you do, and there is only a fork in the road, neither path of which is a good choice. But the results are much the same: Lots of pain and heartbreak and blood.
Krazy.
Guess she’s Nun of our business but, some people who are actually not refugees but, experience an earthquake are our business and there are people actually seeking to get them refugee status.
No one ever offers to help us or gives any Americans refugee status....
If we don't get Cruz or Walker, it's over. By "over," I mean a 25-year permanent recession, like Japan, a 70-year-decline, like the former Soviet Union, or a permanent one-party corruption state, like Mexico.
Right now, it's looking to me like the latter.
Just asking dude, why did you wait until the last minute? I brought one of our new CGI kids from Nebraska to the DMV last December and there were warnings that Saturdays were for illegals, er I mean “immigrants”.
A couple of more pointers: go to the smallest DMV off the beaten road. And NEVER take the driving test in Hollywood. EVER. The Glendale driver guy told us it has the highest fail rate in Socal and I know more than a few people in the biz who failed there.
Which DMV office?
Soon it will be a crime to be an actual citizen.
All of California, even the super centers.
LOL
I didn’t wait til the last minute.
I received my job offer this morning.
They said I had to:
Drug Test. Paid and done 10 minutes after picking up my offer.
DMV background check. Didn’t know I had to pay for it and you must complete this step before applying for license and it is done at certain UPS stores and businesses
Once you receive your electronic verification, takes 5 minutes, you are issued a certificate.
DMV Auto Sales license: Go to any DMV, but not super centers, present background certificate and license application.
I could have normally finished this today but, was not informed about being required to pay for all this out of my pocket. No big deal but, any other place I’ve applied to they pay for drug and background.
Today, I just walked out the door with $25 bucks in my fat grubby hands not knowing I was responsible for payment.
Had a bunchbif checks to deposit but, left em home assuming I would be engaged in paperwork today and would make deposits tomorrow.
So, didn’t do it last minute but, if it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would happen.
So, I’ll get the DMV background certificate tomorrow and be at DMV 1st thing Monday, which means being there at 7 before the lines start.
New boss said to do my best but, not to worry, as I won’t be selling for a week anyway.
Just get it in the afternoon or sometime this week.
Just saw the last part of your comment.
I already have a DL and for any Freepers in Calipornia, there are now super centers all over the state.
They only do drivers license.
Renewed mine earlier this year.
Couldn’t believe it.
In and out in 38 minutes!!!!
Thats filling out paperwork, eye test and computerized drivers test.
Easy Peasy....
St. George, UT
15 mins.
(from waiting for the number to come up, to out the door. And the clerks smile, and chat with you.)
Well, that’s in America and Mormons is the nicest peoples evuh...
better than the shit in the ghetto
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