‘That’s our gal’! Meet the totally random, ‘everyday’ American Hillary happened to speak to in Iowa

Twitchy.com ^ | 2015-04-17 | Twitchy Staff

[Red Badger]

The retweets and favs numbers are pathetic........................

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Hillary! is just traveling around Middle America in her little van, meeting average, ordinary gay rights activists in every state.

[Red Badger]

I could probably get more than that by posting pics of my dogs.................

[Gaffer]

Not ‘traveling around’ Showing up coincident with her Scooby Van. Returning home on a jet preferring to forgo peeing in a cup in her fantastic journey of discovery that hundreds of trucks are on our interstates.

I’m thinking now of grocery scanners, potatos vs potatoes and all the other silly admonitions Republicans have suffered over the years yet this b!tch gets a clear pass even when she farts. Excuse me, I wrote farts...my bad. As the Real Housewives of Atlanta would say, “whispers in her panties.”

[Impala64ssa]

Mike Yowell, a much quoted gay rights activist in Iowa who was on hand at an Iowa diner yesterday and thanked Clinton for coming out
HMMM, a Freudian slip?

[Don Corleone]

Hitlery’s plans are to buy the election using her enormous financial resources. Anything she says or does now is just mainly ‘firing for effect’. Her real allegiance is to the Alynsky philosophy of Marxist rule. That is where she will take this nation given the opportunity. She is not Obama lite. She is Obama strong!

[Ray76]

Why is it called a Scooby Van, it’s just a black Suburban.

[nascarnation]

She’s got 47% locked.
Spend $2.5 billion on the rest and it’s not too hard to project a win.

Especially since vital states FL and OH seem to be hotbeds of Dem vote fraud, despite having R Governors and SoS.

[Gaffer]

I didn’t look, really. Does it have 22 inch rims?

[bkopto]

Who is fooled by any of these Clinton stunts, portraying her as a pol for the little guy?

She is in it only for 1. power 2. money 3. fame 4. girls

Every fourth year she drags out this populist schtick.

Even the most insane leftist cannot possibly be fooled by this Potemkin fraud.

They just play along with the Kabuki theater.

[SpinnerWebb]

Why is it called a Scooby Van

I don't know why, but she MUST be Velma.

[Yo-Yo]

It's not a Suburban. The black Suburbans are what her Secret Service entourage ride in. Hillary has a 1980's style Custom Van.

[Impala64ssa]

Kinda reminds me of the the legendary VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Well, LA DI FRICKIN' DA!!

[nascarnation]

[Dilbert San Diego]

And what is the carbon footprint of this van? How does HIllary justify such a big carbon footprint to her enviro extremist base of supporters????

[nascarnation]

Well she’d use a Prius but those aren’t built by the UAW.

[Ray76]

There’s some pics here

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3042448/Scooby-limps-Iowa-Secret-Service-parked-Hillary-Clinton-s-van-HANDICAPPED-spot-huddled-Democratic-leaders-high-stakes-meeting.html

It is a van not a Suburban, my mistake. But it’s just an ordinary black vehicle.

It’s not:

http://scoobyaddicts.com/Images/MysteryMachine1.jpg

[dfwgator]

I liked President Camacho's Bus more, complete with the gun turret.

[Ray76]

Zoinks!