Giggity?
There’s this blue Ford Focus with Missouri plates that’s been parked on my block for a while now. I guess they moved here from Missouri. It’s got all these bumper stickers “Women for Obama”, “Not a Republican” “I heart Obamacare”, “Right to Work: Wrong for Missouri”, “Power Lesbians for Hillary”, “Hail Satan” (ok I made those last 2 up). I saw these 2 girls get in, one was wearing a hoodie with “Peer Diversity Educator” or something like that written on it.
I’m having trouble resiting the urge to key that sumbitch.
She’s all yours!