There’s this blue Ford Focus with Missouri plates that’s been parked on my block for a while now. I guess they moved here from Missouri. It’s got all these bumper stickers “Women for Obama”, “Not a Republican” “I heart Obamacare”, “Right to Work: Wrong for Missouri”, “Power Lesbians for Hillary”, “Hail Satan” (ok I made those last 2 up). I saw these 2 girls get in, one was wearing a hoodie with “Peer Diversity Educator” or something like that written on it.
I’m having trouble resiting the urge to key that sumbitch.
If you do, use a quarter then spend it. Evidence gone.
You could also pour skunk urine in the heating vents of the car.
” There’s this blue Ford Focus with Missouri plates that’s been parked on my block for a while now.”
Call a tow company, and tell them you are with “traffic control” and ask them to tow the car. Repeat as necessary..