April Fools from NewsBusters!
1 posted on
04/01/2015 11:56:17 AM PDT by
drewh
To: drewh
Good thing it's only joke. Think of what kind of child those two blimps would produce.
2 posted on
04/01/2015 11:58:17 AM PDT by
JoeFromSidney
(Book RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY, available from Amazon.)
To: drewh
When two turds get together do their individual smells cancel each other out?
3 posted on
04/01/2015 11:59:02 AM PDT by
Slyfox
(I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
To: drewh
NewsBusters!
I didn’t even look, and bought it. MUCH crazier stuff at the WH.
4 posted on
04/01/2015 11:59:18 AM PDT by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: drewh
It’s almost horrible enough to be true.
To: drewh
And I was trying to think of a name for the child.
Can I still play...?
5.56mm
9 posted on
04/01/2015 12:07:47 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
To: drewh
10 posted on
04/01/2015 12:10:39 PM PDT by
nesnah
(Liberals - the petulant children of politics)
To: drewh
They are both going on a diet together?
11 posted on
04/01/2015 12:14:33 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: drewh
A pie eating contest?.............8^\
13 posted on
04/01/2015 12:16:57 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: drewh
I’ve been tossing disgusting, ridiculous ideas around all day with my online trading pals I talk with every day.
That’s by far the most disgusting idea of them all.
14 posted on
04/01/2015 12:51:52 PM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: drewh
Getting those two tubs o’ lard in the same room could make the earth wobble on it’s axis.
15 posted on
04/01/2015 12:54:48 PM PDT by
867V309
(Boehner is the new Pelosi)
To: drewh
The first man (and woman) made earthquake
17 posted on
04/01/2015 1:01:17 PM PDT by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: drewh
When their child is born, they cry “Release the Kraken”
18 posted on
04/01/2015 1:06:07 PM PDT by
Zathras
To: drewh
Heh. Now, see, I would have thought their joint venture would be named “Eat The World”.
19 posted on
04/01/2015 1:09:35 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: drewh
I thought they might be going into business together as ballast.
To: drewh
As fat as both of them are, would it be physically possible to do the nasty?
21 posted on
04/01/2015 1:19:00 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: drewh
Lockup the turkey basters.
22 posted on
04/01/2015 2:01:23 PM PDT by
VRWC For Truth
(Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
To: drewh
24 posted on
04/01/2015 2:06:06 PM PDT by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: drewh
Good heavens; if those two were to breed...
25 posted on
04/01/2015 2:36:19 PM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & Ifwater the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: drewh
"Lefty Celebrities Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Moore Announce Joint Venture"
Given enough joints even this venture might have been briefly possible.
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