So where do we buy tickets?
Hell, let’s start selling them.
Tickets? I'll supply the bridge!
I can bring some popcorn!
Jumping off a bridge could be a career ender.
Why doesn’t he just promise to move to Canada or out of the USA if Cruz is elected?
That’s what Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Robert Altman and Pierre Salinger did.
Although they all turned out to be liars - not a one of them kept their promise.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)