This woman will soon become the first openly bisexual governor in American history

Washington Post ^ | 2/13/15 | Hunter Schwarz

[SoFloFreeper]

Oregon Secretary of State Kate Brown (D) will become the first openly bisexual governor in U.S. history when Gov. John Kitzhaber (D) resigns Wednesday

[gundog]

In many ways, Brown—who is now married to a man—cuts a classic Oregon profile: She loves yoga and studied environmental law at Lewis and Clark College in Portland. She was born in Spain, where her father was in the Air Force.

Wow. A "classic Oregon profile." And a Lewis and Clark alum, like Lewinsky. Kinda makes ya proud to be an Oregonian.

[Steve_Seattle]

It took the liberal media about 15 minutes to get a collective hard-on about this. What a bunch of hillbillies.

[what's up]

Man, I would SO hate to live in OR.

[gundog]

Her ascension may be a welcome return to normalcy for Oregon's political establishment...

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[Diana in Wisconsin]

Exactly! For people who believe that whatever perversions others engage in behind closed doors is cool, they sure never STFU about it, do they?

[steve86]

Wow. A "classic western Oregon profile."

People on the eastern side of the state -- Pendleton, Hermiston, Baker, etc., are vomiting right now.

[Steve_Seattle]

"In many ways, Brown—who is now married to a man—"

Thanks for the clarification. It's amusing how today's reality now corresponds to yesterday's jokes.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

If it breathes screw it.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

She’s gotta play for both teams to get lucky.

[Cheerio]

We have the first Congression Rep from AZ. Satan and the Gay Mafia have a tight grip on America.

[HiTech RedNeck]

closed doors? what, the whole world shouldn’t be a, well, you know? open?

[HiTech RedNeck]

Well here’s a dirty little secret, the devil was invited. Because the Lord wasn’t.

[Fightin Whitey]

who gave her pearl necklace?

Perfect!

(I couldn't manage at gunpoint, I'll tell you that)

[hoosiermama]

Seems she’s been involved in exposing fraud in her state. Wonder if that included taking her predecessor down.
In the spirit of openness she should have to list her girlfriend to make sure she too isn’t involved in a fraudulent activity also

[steve86]

You're always welcome on the eastern side of the state (I speak for eastern OR living just 30 miles from the stateline all my life).

I feel a chastisement on its way (not just for this).

[OwenKellogg]

In the spirit of openness she should have to list her girlfriend

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That way her husband, the first cuckold, can be properly humiliated. He may be another pajama boy.

This is too weird.

[NorthMountain]

It’s either that or go completely mad.

In between yukking it up ... Pray for repentance and conversion. Our help is in The Lord, Who made heaven and earth.

[factoryrat]

Tell me about it. Can we just put up a fence across I-84 somewhere near Mt. Hood? To keep all of these crazy Portland libs from infecting the rest of the state?

[outofsalt]

"I have a political question. Why isn’t she an independent, since she swings both ways?"

I think this means she will screw anybody and everybody.

[Catmom]

Diane Feinstein?