Grandpa Williams
Posted on 02/07/2015 3:27:02 PM PST by 4rcane
He lives in a vivid fantasy world that would make Walter Mitty blush — never missing a chance to shamelessly play the hero or embellish a news story. Reality-challenged NBC anchor Brian Williams once boasted about abandoning a dying buddy to cover the death of Princess Diana — but said it was worth it because it won him worldwide fame. “I lost a very good friend to Agent Orange-related cancer,” he told Alec Baldwin in a March 2013 interview on the “30 Rock” actor’s “Here’s the Thing” show on WNYC radio. “I was in the hospital room with him. It was a Saturday night, I had just done ‘Nightly News.’ My pager went off: ‘Diana, car accident, Paris.’ I called the office, and they said, ‘You better get in here,’ ” Williams recalled. “I had no idea that I’d be announcing to what was then, I mean, they plugged us into cable all over Europe. I have people wherever I go to this day who say, ‘I was with you the night Diana died,’ ” the anchor said. Williams has spun more wild story lines than his own network’s sitcoms.
He was in the trunk of the Mercedes!
He got away with it for years, and might have gotten away with it forever if he wasn’t so much in the public eye.
he won the Superbowl and defeated Hitler too
The authentic heros got fed up and outed him.
he was also in OJ’s white bronco during the chase
Bagdad Bob would be proud!
Mr. Smarmy self destructs
Soon to be a minor motion picture....
Brian Williams, “When I was stranded by the floodwaters of Katrina, I bravely held out against zombie hordes and had to eat dead bodies to survive!”
Like a Bud Dwyer news conference?
Grandpa Williams
The guy is readying his bid for the white hut.
“Brian should just shoot himself at this point.”
No. Just reach down in your pants and scratch yourself. “I don’t know what prompted me, but it just did. Whatever.”
And the puppies! Let’s not forget the puppies!
Yes, he was in the tunnel. He pulled her to safety.
Please, make it stop....
Actually I hope NBC decides to keep Brian Williams (I have never watched the show). It would be nice to have a liberal clown sitting on a trapdoor, over the MSN dunk tank, for us to lob baseballs at.
Substituting Brian Williams for Brian Boitano...
What would Brian Williams do
If he was here right now?
He’d make a plan and he’d follow through
That’s what Brian Williams do
When Brian Williams was in the Olympics
Skatin’ for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When Brian Williams was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maiden’s fair
So what would Brian Williams do
If were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two
That’s what Brian Williams do
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I’ll be an activist too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
And what would Brian Williams do?
He’d call the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That’s what Brian Williams do
When Brian Williams traveled
Through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Williams built
The pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
‘Cause Brian Williams doesn’t
Take -— from anybody
So let’s get all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And we’ll save Terance and Phillip too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
And we’ll save Terance and Phillip too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
Yeah, you`re right! But wasn`t that just before he blew up the Death Star and saved the rebel alliance?
He’s despicable.
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