Substituting Brian Williams for Brian Boitano...
What would Brian Williams do
If he was here right now?
He’d make a plan and he’d follow through
That’s what Brian Williams do
When Brian Williams was in the Olympics
Skatin’ for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When Brian Williams was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maiden’s fair
So what would Brian Williams do
If were here today?
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two
That’s what Brian Williams do
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I’ll be an activist too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
And what would Brian Williams do?
He’d call the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That’s what Brian Williams do
When Brian Williams traveled
Through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
And when Brian Williams built
The pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
‘Cause Brian Williams doesn’t
Take -— from anybody
So let’s get all the kids together
And unite to stop our moms
And we’ll save Terance and Phillip too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
And we’ll save Terance and Phillip too
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
‘Cause that’s what Brian Williams do
I know “South park is on a break” I just hope Matt and Trey take this issue to woodshed if they do future episode
MY HEE-ROE!