You're probably a 'racist' and here are six more reasons why

americanthinker.com ^ | 1/25/2015 | Thomas Lifson

[Tupelo]

I did not see Twelve Years a Slave nor The Butler, nor SelMA. I also use the six euphemisms for the “N” word. Hell, I have been known to use the “N” word when I see Al Sharpton on my TV.
I guess I really am a Super Racist. or something.

[Malone LaVeigh]

They should publish in Swahili or some acceptable African language.

Ebonics? Oops ... just outed my racist self.

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

I started calling leftist insults “micro-aggressions” to their faces/posts. It truly confuses them immediately and puts them on the defensive. It works so well I have a hard time not laughing. Very Alinsky.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Angel food cake = Good, Devil’s food cake = racist!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“They should publish in Swahili or some acceptable African language.”

Nah, Ebonics! LOL

[Bon mots]

Funny, when Bush was President it was so funny to portray him as a chimp.

We have been effectively banned from doing so.

Not that some haven't made similar images of the Obamas.

[rlmorel]

Brl

[Brooklyn Attitude]

They left out “Amish” and “yoots”.

[Mears]

Narcissism-——it’s all about them.

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[Right2BareArms]

And Canadians.

So many Canadians trashing the place.

[terycarl]

Am Obama B.S. decoder ring would never fit in that little mail box!!!

[rlmorel]

We have an excellent Chinese restaurant near where I work, that is situated in a historic house (which is a landmark) which has been painted all yellow.

When there is a question as to which Chinese restaurant we will go to, we usually say “The Yellow House” and everyone understands immediately which Chinese

When asked the other day, I said “The Yellow House” and the guy looked at me with a straight face and said “That’s racist.” (He is of Asian ancestry)

He was kidding, but it made me laugh, because there are liberals who would take that completely seriously!

[ViLaLuz]

No no... he said “wasis.”

[rlmorel]

We have a physician of asian ancestry named Dr. Wong, and we sent him a document that should have gone to a different Dr. Wong.

He called me up and said: “I think you have the wrong Wong”

Then he chuckled.

Made my respect for him spike up sharply!

[Old Yeller]

Bling Crosby? He’s got Rochester.

No, Black Benny had Rochester.

[ViLaLuz]

Ha ha! He probably days that a lot.

[rktman]

Dang, that’s right. Bling had the kennedy boys to look after.

[AppyPappy]

Rochester was with Jack Benny.

[rktman]

LOL! Yeah, OlYeller just corrected me too.

[AppyPappy]

That’s because we are old.