Posted on 12/30/2014 5:23:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
A burglar shot in a Franklin Commons Apartment at the 1000 block of Boblink Drive allegedly had an inconvenient urge. The unknown Pennsylvania thief was caught touching himself before a neighbor allegedly opened fire.
The 21-year-old burglar was allegedly masturbating when the female second floor apartment resident spotted and confronted him around 8:30 a.m. Sunday morning. He then proceeded to enter the apartment through its balcony to reach her. It is unknown what else he may have done while he was there, but he grabbed her dog and then left the apartment.
ABC News reports that the burglar may have made his way in through a sliding glass door, rather than a window other sources point to.
The thief then allegedly jumped down from the balcony and attempted to enter another apartment on the first floor. This was when the neighbor downstairs saw him and began to unload a.45 caliber firearm on him. This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him enough to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition early Monday....
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Thats odd. Why would fraudboy and his cash driven life make you feel christian anything?
Oh you meant me. Well, considering I don’t profit from Gods words, twist them or run around FR preaching BS you could imagine how I might get that confused.
Was it a wiener dog?
Almost!!!
Oh gosh, what a tragedy! Call a vet quick, that poor dog!
There are only two kinds of liars in the world. Those who say, “I’ve never done that” and those who say, “I used to do that but I quit”.
Er, that could be read as actively not listening to God...
Exactly. I think there are plenty of freepers too timid to just stand up and say it loud and proud. I mean it’s perfectly natural. God gave us two hands.
And I think it’s fairly clear what he intended for us to do with them. Unlock the safety, Cock the weapon and pull the trigger.
Oh wait. you guys thought I meant....
Man what a bunch of Pervs!
In this case you are talking crap and taking delight in it. That is not Christian at all.
What led you to formulate that discourse in your mind?
A Christian should be as Teflon to sin.. will not stick. No need to associate with it.
Coming from the guy that condemned me to hell and equated abortion with any other sin, that really doesn’t mean a hell of a lot.
Ah, you cannot impugn the truth of what I say.
True, But I meant Joel and his cash empire built on utter crap.
Don’t look, Ethyl...
No truth to it. Ergo no need. Might as well stop now. We both know where this is headed.
I understand; it’s just my natural inclination was the other reading of “I don’t profit from...”, had to reread it.
Of course you know there is truth in it, but you are insisting on acting like a damned fool.
You’ll go blind and have hair on your palms.
What a damnation of faint praise Norm has made for himself, though.
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