Posted on 12/30/2014 5:23:22 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
A burglar shot in a Franklin Commons Apartment at the 1000 block of Boblink Drive allegedly had an inconvenient urge. The unknown Pennsylvania thief was caught touching himself before a neighbor allegedly opened fire.
The 21-year-old burglar was allegedly masturbating when the female second floor apartment resident spotted and confronted him around 8:30 a.m. Sunday morning. He then proceeded to enter the apartment through its balcony to reach her. It is unknown what else he may have done while he was there, but he grabbed her dog and then left the apartment.
ABC News reports that the burglar may have made his way in through a sliding glass door, rather than a window other sources point to.
The thief then allegedly jumped down from the balcony and attempted to enter another apartment on the first floor. This was when the neighbor downstairs saw him and began to unload a.45 caliber firearm on him. This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him enough to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition early Monday....
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How’s the dog?
Give it time. Someone will catch you eventually ;)
“This ended with the burglar shot twice, wounding him enough to be taken to Aria-Torresdale Hospital for emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition early Monday....”
What a shame.
ROFL!
He well may, in prison, but the name will be pronounced haysoos and he won’t be preaching the Gospel, he’ll be saying “ The soap...pick it up.”
When you get caught, tell them it’s a Kwanza ritual. Always cay an electrical cord to prove it. you’ll be fine.
Isn’t this really a case of dragging Osteen through the... mud?
Never bring a ____ to a gun fight.
Indeed. Nothing more unsatisfying than Gunviolence Interuptus in these sort off deals. You think the perp would have the intelligence to die and make the world better for his loss.
Why? Is that not where he lives and profits?
“This is the most powerful handgun in the world...It will blow your head CLEEEEN off your shoulders...”
heheh....
Probably what Mr. Masturbator was thinking exactly when the bullets hit...except he wasn’t talking about the bullets or the gun that shot him...
Well, RoboCop.
But there is a song titled Touch Yourself
byMegumi Hayashibara.
Give a Reason [English cover]
Get Along [English Cover]
Ah, I can just feel the CHRISTIAN LOOOOOOVE
Don’t forget the Dyvinyls!
I envy his ability to multitask.
LOL — Laughing so hard. Can’t breathe.
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