But of course.
I’d hate to meet a bad kid then.
The money quote!
He wanted to find a cure for cancer... right? Just as soon as his life was 'turned around'...any day now... really. Any day now...
The new 'talk' between thugs and parents should include new stuff: "Son, victims are starting to defend themselves... it might be dangerous to rob a person if they legally have a gun."
The Onion copy writes itself.
“”JJ was a good kid, making good decisions and turning his life around.”
This is said so often I’m wondering if this is “code” that middle-aged white people don’t understand for “he was a prison inmate in the making”...but, given that the guy is dead, which is certainly sad, at least to his mother, they just don’t want to say it.
Obviously, bad decisions and running one’s life the wrong way was involved here, up until the big flash and bang went off.
JJ was a good kid, making good decisions and turning his life around.”
Come on. The jokes write themselves. LOL
If a teen doesn’t act like a jackass or a thug there’s no need for “Turning his life around”. Neither of my kids have ever turned their lives around because there’s been no need to.
Has any dead felon ever tried to live by the “early to bed, early to rise” motto and put in even one week’s worth of legitimate effort at a real job? Most likely not.
Don’t you believe this, coming from someone named Messiah?