From other stories I've read it appears that Mrs Claus may have been the cause. Seems she strayed from the north pole and found a new pole of her own.
I'm guessing nobody was really innocent here.
To: cripplecreek
The naughty list is long.
2 posted on
12/21/2014 6:41:17 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(Democrats have a lynch mob mentality. They always have.)
To: cripplecreek
Looks like Santa won’t be returning to the North Pole to collect all the presents for deliveries to the good children in time for Christmas.
Oh well.
3 posted on
12/21/2014 6:42:15 PM PST by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: cripplecreek
Detroit: where Santa will put a cap in your a$$ if you’ve been naughty.
CC
8 posted on
12/21/2014 6:48:15 PM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(Tagline Constructon zone- low humor ahead)
To: cripplecreek
I think Santa going to have a lot of bad little boys sliding down his chimney for many a year
9 posted on
12/21/2014 6:49:24 PM PST by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: cripplecreek
To: cripplecreek
Santa’s a jolly old sole but don’t mess with his Mrs.
12 posted on
12/21/2014 6:50:09 PM PST by
jazusamo
(0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin)
To: cripplecreek
“And as he hauled ass out of sight he hollered ho ho ho b******.
I’ll cap your ass right.”
(Deep apologies to Clement Moore)
16 posted on
12/21/2014 7:00:51 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: cripplecreek
It’s just how they say Ho Ho Ho in Detroit
17 posted on
12/21/2014 7:01:10 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..))
To: cripplecreek
Nothing good ever comes from arguing with Santa Claus. No win situation.
18 posted on
12/21/2014 7:06:07 PM PST by
The_Media_never_lie
(The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
To: cripplecreek
Who knew “Futurama” was so visionary?
20 posted on
12/21/2014 7:08:05 PM PST by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: cripplecreek
Man dressed as Santa guns down two men after argument at Detroit gas stationWell, maybe they'd been naughty.
21 posted on
12/21/2014 7:08:56 PM PST by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: cripplecreek
I suspect that this was actually Santa’s European sidekick, Black Pete. He’s been in the news a lot lately.
23 posted on
12/21/2014 7:24:40 PM PST by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: cripplecreek
East jefferson In Detroit...I wonder if santa lives here?
27 posted on
12/21/2014 7:36:25 PM PST by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: cripplecreek; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ...
I saw Santa robbing Jack and Paul...
Christmas in Jail -- The Youngsters
29 posted on
12/21/2014 8:39:18 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
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To: cripplecreek
Cocaine is one helluva drug
30 posted on
12/21/2014 9:04:04 PM PST by
logitech
(It is time.)
To: cripplecreek
From other stories I've read it appears that Mrs Claus may have been the cause. Seems she strayed from the north pole and found a new pole of her own. She was upset because he only came once a year, and that was down the chimney.
31 posted on
12/21/2014 9:25:04 PM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: cripplecreek
Everybody gettin’ sumpthin’.
To: cripplecreek
Proving once again:
Santas slay!
To: cripplecreek
"Santa Claus is gunning you down!"
37 posted on
12/22/2014 5:20:35 AM PST by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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