DANG!
Posted on 11/15/2014 10:00:45 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
What have we here’ya— a real life perverted version of little Bo Peep. He be peepin’ da sheep alright.
You know what, I think it might really happen. I guess we shall see.
I wonder what the sheep’s take on this is? Did he pull the wool over her eyes? Did he fleece her?
ah yes an aggie is a man out-standing in his field
Once you’ve had baaaaaa,
You never go black.
Ya gotta know it is a little embarrassing.
So what ya in for kid?
Robbery? Nope.
Assault? Nope.
Assault? Well sort of.
Eeewwwww(e)!
Kid? Ehehehehehe. Good one jo bo.
He should be okay as long as he can provide the necessary step-by-step documentation showing mutual consent now required by California colleges and universities.
Welcome to New Zealand, where the Men are men, the sheep are nervous,
and there's no such thing as virgin wool!
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
So the sheep won't hear the zipper!
What's a stressed out student to think - "breeding program" sure I can participate in that after all I'm having so much trouble with my studies, maybe I'll get "credit for extracurricular work."
The student was majoring in animal husbandry — until one day they caught him at it.
He was groomed by public schools for the breeding program since at least 5th grade...
[cue Minnie Riperton]
Lovin’ ewe is easy cause ewe’re beautiful
Makin’ love with ewe is all I wanna do
Lovin’ ewe is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin’ ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.
No one else can make me feel
The colors that ewe bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Cause lovin’ ewe has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin’ ewe
Lovin’ ewe I see ewe’s soul come shinin’ through
And every time that we oooooh
I’m more in love with ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.
Neither belonged to the guy.
Across the continental divide, about the same time frame, in ME, a father was jailed for assaulting his adult son in the midst of coupling (not in Gwyneth Paltrow's use thereof) with "Lady", a canine, the son's German Shepherd.
He was taking it to a whole new level in animal mammal relations uhhh research, yaknow.
Another ‘Future Farmer of the Great Society’ success story!
How do ‘ewe’ seek release from the stress of midterms?
DANG!
Sheep was prolly askin’ for it! /sarc
She sounds a bit sheepish.
Hey it was just a fraternity prank.
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