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Ewe: Fresno State student arrested in sheep sexual assault
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | November 14, 2014 | By Kale Williams

Posted on 11/15/2014 10:00:45 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer

A Fresno State University student is facing sexual assault charges and a sheep is being monitored by veterinarians after a bizarre incident at the Central Valley school, ABC7 Los Angeles reported.

What is being referred to as the “sheep incident” has shaken up Fresno State after a student heard noises coming from a barn and found a 23-year-old man having sex with one of the ewes.

The unidentified student responsible for the deed told police he had drank alcohol and was stressed out about a midterm, but offered up no other defense of his actions.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: beer; napl; sheep
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To: Joe Boucher

What have we here’ya— a real life perverted version of little Bo Peep. He be peepin’ da sheep alright.


81 posted on 11/15/2014 10:58:23 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: lormand

You know what, I think it might really happen. I guess we shall see.


82 posted on 11/15/2014 10:58:32 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: BlueLancer

I wonder what the sheep’s take on this is? Did he pull the wool over her eyes? Did he fleece her?


83 posted on 11/15/2014 10:58:42 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

ah yes an aggie is a man out-standing in his field


84 posted on 11/15/2014 11:05:21 AM PST by rolling_stone (1984)
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To: vetvetdoug

Once you’ve had baaaaaa,
You never go black.


85 posted on 11/15/2014 11:06:34 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: tflabo

Ya gotta know it is a little embarrassing.
So what ya in for kid?
Robbery? Nope.
Assault? Nope.
Assault? Well sort of.


86 posted on 11/15/2014 11:07:22 AM PST by Joe Boucher (The F.B.I. Is a division of holders Justice Dept. (Nuff said))
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Eeewwwww(e)!


87 posted on 11/15/2014 11:08:09 AM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Joe Boucher

Kid? Ehehehehehe. Good one jo bo.


88 posted on 11/15/2014 11:10:21 AM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

He should be okay as long as he can provide the necessary step-by-step documentation showing mutual consent now required by California colleges and universities.


89 posted on 11/15/2014 11:18:09 AM PST by DPMD
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To: All
Lots of sheep jokes even without the “Why do farmers were rubber boots?” one....

Welcome to New Zealand, where the Men are men, the sheep are nervous,
and there's no such thing as virgin wool!

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
So the sheep won't hear the zipper!

90 posted on 11/15/2014 11:18:32 AM PST by az_gila
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To: GeronL
The story goes on to state that the ewe was in a "breeding program."

What's a stressed out student to think - "breeding program" sure I can participate in that after all I'm having so much trouble with my studies, maybe I'll get "credit for extracurricular work."

91 posted on 11/15/2014 11:22:40 AM PST by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: zerosix

The student was majoring in animal husbandry — until one day they caught him at it.


92 posted on 11/15/2014 11:25:59 AM PST by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
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To: zerosix

He was groomed by public schools for the breeding program since at least 5th grade...


93 posted on 11/15/2014 11:37:27 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Slings and Arrows

[cue Minnie Riperton]

Lovin’ ewe is easy cause ewe’re beautiful
Makin’ love with ewe is all I wanna do
Lovin’ ewe is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin’ ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

No one else can make me feel
The colors that ewe bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime

Cause lovin’ ewe has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin’ ewe
Lovin’ ewe I see ewe’s soul come shinin’ through
And every time that we oooooh
I’m more in love with ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.


94 posted on 11/15/2014 11:42:47 AM PST by RichInOC ("Baaaa!" "What?" "BAAAA!!" "Of COURSE I'll respect you in the morning.")
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To: umgud
About a decade ago, it was legal in either WA or OR. It was made illegal after a guy was caught in a barn with an equine.

Neither belonged to the guy.

Across the continental divide, about the same time frame, in ME, a father was jailed for assaulting his adult son in the midst of coupling (not in Gwyneth Paltrow's use thereof) with "Lady", a canine, the son's German Shepherd.

95 posted on 11/15/2014 11:43:38 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

He was taking it to a whole new level in animal mammal relations uhhh research, yaknow.

Another ‘Future Farmer of the Great Society’ success story!

How do ‘ewe’ seek release from the stress of midterms?


96 posted on 11/15/2014 11:44:58 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Well, that's not weird!

DANG!

97 posted on 11/15/2014 12:04:26 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sheep was prolly askin’ for it! /sarc


98 posted on 11/15/2014 12:05:53 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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To: RichInOC

She sounds a bit sheepish.


99 posted on 11/15/2014 12:08:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Hey it was just a fraternity prank.


100 posted on 11/15/2014 12:14:33 PM PST by Old Yeller (D.A.M.N. - Deport All Muslims Now! Starting in the White House.)
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