Posted on 11/11/2014 12:44:00 AM PST by Secret Agent Man
Lets just face the facts here.
If they’re hot, and most of the guys here(not Laz - he’d hit anything) would ‘hit it’, they can do no wrong, and are “not guilty”.
On the other hand, if they look like they could go into a haunted house and walk out with a paycheck, it’s OFF TO THE GALLOWS!!! GUILTY!!!!!!
Then for you a woman (or man) would have to make the incentive enouqh to overcome your intention to resist. If a .22 was held to your head would it be enouqh incentive for you to allow yourself to comply with what was asked of you?
Have you watched “Sherlock”? There’s a place where Maqnussen tweaks John’s eyes, demonstratinq how it’s a power struqqle. Maqnussen knew who to contact to brinq out the uqly past of John’s wife, Mary. And in order to keep Maqnussen from doinq that, John was willinq to let Maqnussen do whatever he wanted - because the incentive was qreater than the desire to resist.
That’s what rape is. When it’s “rape-rape”, as Whoopi would say. And it’s very possible for a woman to do to a man. It’s a matter of what the incentive is.
But this thread apparently isn’t supposed to be serious so I think I’ll just qo away.
You can ALWAYS be counted on for words of wisdom on most any topic.
(you should seriously write a book, start a talk show or something lol)
Do you happen to have her number handy?
Sorry, I had the day off and slept in ... what did I miss?
Personally, I use the word homosexual instead of slang words. I try to treat people with respect, regardless of their disorder. I doubt that freepers are using faggot and queer in real life encounters with homosexuals.
The exception would be zero. He deserves zero respect. And I would say everything to his face that I say on here if given the opportunity.
Use any of these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBT_slang_terms
I have to say this one is my favorite:
Crafty Butcher, “One who likes to take his meat round the back”
Dont get this one, but will research:
Chutney ferret
Didn’t click on the link. But no, I don’t use slang for the term homosexual.
I have taken a vow not to hit it until Barry Soetoro is back living in Djakarta. Mombasa? Soho?
Don’t even start with me, Laz. You know that I appreciate your humor 99% of the time and the 1% that’s stupid, I can successfully ignore.
For the love of Pete. I named a freaking cat after you.
So don’t start with that “Marie’s so uptight” crap. I have a very few lines and one of them is adult/minor sex.
And you damn well that MANY of these posters are reveling in the subject, not just joking. You’re not a stupid man, Laz. So take off the blonde wig and fake eyelashes, unstuff your bra, and stop pretending.
Why are there more for males than for females?
*laugh* Haven’t talked to her for more than 25 years.
Seriously doubt that she got any better looking since then, though. *grin* Kind of a shorter and wider version of an S.E. (not even a “B”) Cupp, and much less attractive. With glasses.
Not that I have anything against glasses, mind.
I'm sure all the queers, faggots, peter-puffers, turd burglars and sausage smugglers appreciate that.
Are you talking to me?
Pretty sure that term refers to male homosexuals, so it wouldn’t work for my gender. :)
I have no idea. I noticed that too.
It would seem, evidenced by the number of perpetually offended individuals posting herein, that the insidious cancer of PC is seeping its way into FR as well.
Tho I'll grant that some of the stuff can occasionally get a bit crass, give me crass over corncob-retentive any day.
(ps: you crack me up .. cheers d:^)
Brevity is..wit.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh You are a lady. I now understand.
You are sensitive.
Thought you were a man with lady parts until you cleared that up for me. (Sorry, no idea why I thought that)
Also explains why male humor is lost on you.
No worries. Men are men (At least most of us) and women are women (Ditto). We are innately different. Women make men better, and men make women better.
True.
Ever notice how the "Bride of Frankenstein" was far more articulate than the male monster?
She was made better.
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