Use any of these?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBT_slang_terms
I have to say this one is my favorite:
Crafty Butcher, “One who likes to take his meat round the back”
Dont get this one, but will research:
Chutney ferret
Didn’t click on the link. But no, I don’t use slang for the term homosexual.
Why are there more for males than for females?