Posted on 11/11/2014 12:44:00 AM PST by Secret Agent Man
Right, then, I am definitely holding off on the coffee this morning as I laughed so hard at that pic I would have been toweling off not just the keyboard but the bloody monitor as well!
Wife: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Husband: "No. The pants are fine. It's the freakin' half-a-cheesecake and cheesy poof habit that make you look like a bleached, bloated, dying whale on the beach."
I don't got no tree-fiddy. Can I get about tree-fiddy?
At the risk of being pedantic, didn’t a Brazilian speak Portuguese instead of Spanish?
There’s a time to have fun and a time to be serious. Sometimes humor is a welcome and needed relief. Sometimes it’s an obstacle. And sometimes it’s misunderstood and thus danqerous. That’s why we don’t use the “N word” a lot here. We self-censor, because we know it would be taken the wronq way and used aqainst us.
I don’t particularly care for dead baby jokes even thouqh I know people have the freedom to say whatever they want. Because I’ve lost 2 children. Joke about boys “qettinq laid” by beautiful women as if rape isn’t rape, but realize that even thouqh you may be mockinq the very idea that beautiful people can do whatever they want, to somebody who’s been used and abused by the beautiful/popular/powerful people the joke miqht not be so funny, and miqht actually contribute to an attitude that hurts them very much.
We can joke, and hopefully do. But with class, because we are people who actually do care about what is riqht and qood. That’s what FR is about.
Thoughtful, principled people are often a joy to be around because they don’t care whether they are a joy to be around. In most cases their senses of humor are appealingly dry and inviting, rather than facile and boisterous.
*Sigh*
Okay. Free.
ONWARD, SOLDIERS, TO CLASSLESS HUMOR!
(by the way, Napoleon just farted)
I need anudder tree fiddy.
Say that to Travis’ face.
Travis, not meaninq to draq you into this if you want to stay out of it, but I do think it’s a hurtful overridinq philosophy that every male wants every sexual encounter he can qet. Rape is about power, not about sex, and until people realize that, they are qoinq to imply that there’s somethinq wronq with a quy who DOESN’T welcome every sexual encounter he can qet.
Jokinq is fine. I just think that people should be careful that their jokes are understood the riqht way, because jokes have broken a lot of people - either intentionally or accidentally.
Pedict this thread will get to a 1000 posts in record time.
If I weren’t so lazy, I would post that “Well that escalated quickly” image.... but it might get the post pulled anyway.
Wallet’s closed, dude. I still have a burqa to buy.
Nice pick-up line, Laz! Can I borrow that?
You sound like a lot of fun to be around. ;-)
So rate the following for me please:
Click and Clack radio show, Car Talk
The Three Stooges
Monty Python
Benny Hill
Andrew Dice Clay
Blazing Saddles
History Of The World, Part I
The Airplane movies
The Police Academy movies
LOL!
Well, good to see most of the deleted posts, about 40 of them, were un-deleted, in a rare performance of Moderator moderation.
I was watching and posting in real time, and I have never seen so many posts pulled without rythme or reason.
I had four posts pulled, and two were returned to life.
They were all innocuous.
Anyway, after 6 years of terror with Obola at the helm, and daily outrages, sometimes more than one a day from DC, a little humor is called for.
It is an adolescent fantasy of most normal males to be tutored in the ways of the world by a savvy older woman.
The prettier, the better.
The reverse not so much.
Men and women are different.
I skip past threads that do not interest me.
I suggest others do the same.
As others have said, there is still a high level of decorum here on FR.
Other sites have so much profanity, you need a shower after you read the posts. DU is a prime example.
I went there Election Night to witness the wailing and gnashing of teeth, and was swiftly reminded why I had not visited there in years.
Plus, I needed to post this -
I was logged out about 15 times and thought that was over but was just logged out again a few minutes ago. At least my posts are back and I’m no longer on ‘review’ status.
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