Mitt Romney’s Pumped Up: If the Republicans Win the Senate, Amnesty Will Pass!

The Rush Limbaugh Show ^ | 3 November 2014 | Rush Limbaugh

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RUSH: Mitt Romney: If the Republicans win the Senate, we'll get amnesty, and he is happy about it. If Republicans win the Senate, we're gonna get amnesty! (clapping) He's clapping his hands. You want to hear it? Grab audio sound bite 15. Sunday morning, Fox News Sunday. Chris Wallace said, "The Senate, on a bipartisan basis, passed comprehensive immigration reform. House Republicans blocked it. So what?"

ROMNEY: You're gonna see a provision, first of all, to secure the border; second of all, to deal with those who've come here illegally; and third, to make sure that our immigration policies are more open and transparent to the many people who do want to come here legally. That's gonna happen. You're gonna see a bill actually reach the desk of the president if we finally have someone besides Harry Reid sitting in the Senate.

RUSH: He said it; you heard it. The establishment Republicans must actually believe that we're all chomping at the bit for the president finally to get a comprehensive immigration bill he could sign. They must think we really, really want this. They must think we're really frustrated out here. They must think that we want to win the Senate so that we can get an immigration bill -- which, of course, secures the border first.

Right, right, right, right, right.

There's other news about all of that and that kind of thing. I've got a whole Stack. Polling data... I don't want to tease it. I'll just get to it. But you'll... (interruption) After all that good news, I had to do it, because that sets up what's coming next. Heads up. The Republicans are running around... This is in Politico. But the Republicans are the source.

The Republicans are running around saying (summarized), "If we win, if Mitch McConnell wins and if all these establishment Republicans win, that means Republican Party is casting aside the Tea Party. That means mainline, Republican establishment, moderate policies are what Republican voters want." That's what they're setting up to say.

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[Dave W]

What about school being pronounced as schewl? That drives my dad so crazy wild, he will not listen to Rush because it drives him up the wall. Really.

[marron]

Mitt Romney: If the Republicans win the Senate, we'll get amnesty

Is he deliberately trying to suppress the Republican vote?

[marron]

I do remember during the last election that Romney swore he would close the border. He swore he was against amnesty.

So now he’s for it. I guess he has grown.

[moehoward]

"You’re gonna see a provision, first of all, to secure the border”

Notice the word “provision”. Provision means it would only be a part of the bill….."

Of course, it would be a part of the bill. But in a legal sense, which is what we are talking about, "provision" means something that must be done or completed prior to another. In this case that the border must be secure prior to addressing those here illegally, etc .

[headstamp 2]

“The thing he does that drives me up a wall for some reason is, he pronounces schedule as “shedule”. I don’t know if thats the Missouri way to pronounce it, or if he’s making fun of someone.”

The British pronunciation.

[Eagles6]

Yep.

[Pining_4_TX]

Ah, the Grammar Queen appreciates your post. Now if we could just stop people from saying, “I could care less.”

[Tennessee Nana]

He could move back to his home town in Mexico..

to the polygamist colony where his father George Romney was born...

Just another way Willard is just like Obama..

foreign born father...

[Tennessee Nana]

Romney has always wanted the illegals out and his full comments make that clear.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what do we do with these comments of Willard’s about his illegal aliens ???

“We cant send them all back”

“We must make a pathway to citizenship”

“My family were wetbacks, too” 2012

[Elsie]

Mitt Romney’s Pumped Up:

Now I KNOW I could win!!!

Third time's a charm!!!

[Elsie]

You’ve revealed the thinking.

You will PAY!

[Elsie]

I voted for him last time only because he would have been marginally better than Obola.

In what areas?

[Elsie]

Those are probably my only two objections about Rush in the whole universe.

I'll have to 'schedule' you an appointment with his linguistics teacher.

[Elsie]

Rat Romney is the lowest rodent ever.

And is a deceived MORMON, to boot!

[Elsie]

I’ve written to him at least a million times and told him NOT to exaggerate; too!

[Elsie]

He's going to deliberately misuse "literally" about ten times as much --watch.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those that understand binary numbers and those that don't.

[Lady Heron]

Lesser of two evils.....right.

Someone tell me how evil I am for not voting for the lesser of two evils. What difference does it make?????

Gee, maybe I was right and gave the party a few years break from being the democrat party.

[Elsie]

Now if we could just stop people from saying, “I could care less.”

Why?

There are a LOT of things that I care about, that I probably should care less about.

[samtheman]

I second the motion.

[Elsie]

Office of First President & Living Prophet®:

November 8, 2012

Fellow MORMON Freeper Christians!!

 

I must apologize and ask for forgiveness from you all.

 

As you know, we at Headquarters NEVER tell you pew warmers how to vote. It says so right in our press releases. Anyway, we were ALL thrilled to the max when there were two – TWO! – MORMONs being touted in the primaries: Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman.

 

Talk in our upper chambers high above SLC was how our gods were favoring us with these men; who had prepared their entire lives for an opportunity to save this Nation; which so badly needs guidance: OUR guidance even! So naturally, I and the other twelve analyzed and discussed the situation.

 

Consensus was that the voters should listen to the inner urging and vote for the one they wanted; but that seemed to be leaving WAY too much to chance.

 

I decided, that since I am the ONLY man on earth that can hear GOD’s voice, that I would pray for wisdom and clarity in the matter.

 

I hadn’t used the fleece in a while, so I questioned GOD with a test. A paper, with Romney on one side and Huntsman on the other was to be placed by the air conditioning vent high above my desk in the sumptuous office the Full Tithers have provided.

When the air would kick in later in the evening, while I was home, the paper would be blown down and whomever GOD wanted would then be visible on the upper surface.

 

As you can probably guess, when I came in the next day, the paper had landed on my desk, with Mitt’s name on top.

Last night, I was staying late, praying to GOD about how it was even possible that Mitt lost, when the janitorial cleaning crew came in. Being surprised to find me here, they apologized for interrupting me. I said to them, “It mattereth not, as I was about to leave anyway.”

 

As I was going out the door, the foreman of the crew just happened to mention that my office is ALWAYS so neat and tiny, never anything out of place, that they barely have to do anything to tidy up. Then one of the sweepers said, “Except that time in the spring when we came in to clean and found a paper with Huntman’s name on the floor by your desk. We put it back on your desk and left.

 

 

Tommy M.

 

 

Onward to 2016!!!