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Plants Can Tell When They’re Being Eaten
Mordrn Farmer ^
| October 20, 2014
| Dan Nosowitz
Posted on 10/27/2014 4:24:30 AM PDT by maddog55
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What's PETA going to eat now?
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:24:30 AM PDT
by
maddog55
To: maddog55
OMG, eating plants is MURDER!
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:25:36 AM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
To: maddog55
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:28:22 AM PDT
by
sitetest
(If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
To: maddog55
Aren’t these the same people who claim that a persistent vegetative state is best cured by starvation, because the person cannot feel anything?
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:30:54 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
To: maddog55
What's PETA going to eat now?
(might explain that muted screaming noise when mowing the yard)
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:31:09 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: maddog55
Next they will be claiming plants have ‘faces’.
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:33:01 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: Mich Patriot
LOL, remind me of that episode from Lost in Space, where a giant carrot went after the Robinson family.
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:33:47 AM PDT
by
mware
To: Gaffer
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:34:34 AM PDT
by
bigtoona
To: mware
Was the robot saying “Warning Will Robinson?”
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:41:40 AM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
To: maddog55
How does my grass feel about my Honda mower?
To: maddog55
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:46:48 AM PDT
by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box than 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: maddog55
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:50:05 AM PDT
by
SECURE AMERICA
(I am an American.. Not a Republican or a Democrat.)
To: maddog55
To: maddog55
-——nobodys quite sure by what mechanism the plant can actually feel or hear these vibrations, -——
I am. The process is a survival mechanism that is purely Darwinian in origin.
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:53:49 AM PDT
by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ..... Obama is public enemy #1)
To: shibumi
“Your yard screams in agony” ping
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:54:15 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(People will stare. Make it worth their while.)
To: sitetest
Been said for years that the eye-watering odor of an onion being sliced is passive revenge.
The late John Lennon was said to subsist on nothing but megavitamins after he heard a cornstalk sob as it was stripped of one of its ears.
Anymore, the jokes just write themselves.......
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:54:41 AM PDT
by
elcid1970
("I am a radicalized infidel.")
To: maddog55
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:55:54 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(People will stare. Make it worth their while.)
To: Gaffer
"Diabeetus"
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:57:05 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(People will stare. Make it worth their while.)
To: maddog55
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:57:27 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams)
To: elcid1970; All
Now we can tell the vegan crowd that lettuce is murder.
Just in time for Halloween - can’t carve pumpkins, the cruelty.....
Thank you, everyone, for the funny comments. Made my morning.
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posted on
10/27/2014 4:57:43 AM PDT
by
PenguinM
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