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Too stupid to roast marshmallows
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| 10/17/2014
| Patrice Lewis
Posted on 10/19/2014 7:14:14 AM PDT by rktman
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Beam me up Scotty.
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:14:14 AM PDT
by
rktman
To: rktman
Some agencies need to be eliminated and others just need their budget cut by 90%, so they can focus on their primary mission and quit trying to run our lives.
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:16:20 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
To: rktman
Their website had another blog post that week advocating ditching the marshmallows and to use fruit like pineapple etc in s’mores instead.
To: rktman
Wouldn’t be prudent to get between my kids and their smores.
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:19:20 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Never have so few, come so far, for so little - Alton Brown)
To: rktman
Supplemental guide on how to make smores?
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:24:52 AM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: rktman
There is no intelligent life on the third rock from the sun.
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:26:43 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: C. Edmund Wright
Yeah, Moochelle says you can make a tasty smore out of her lunch of crackers, slices of ham and cheese and two cauliflour buds.
Yum... or not.
All that belongs on a big chef salad, not in some growing kids lunch.
How did we ever get along without the nanny government teaching us how not to burn ourselves making smores? What’s next, a step by step guide on how not to burn water?
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:28:03 AM PDT
by
Molon Labbie
(Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
To: rktman
My first day of work with the U.S. Forest Service was spent in a class covering how not to step in holes.
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:30:08 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rktman
and..... the writer for the Forest Service had a degree in Marine Biology and is making a difference
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:34:41 AM PDT
by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12 ..... Obama is public enemy #1)
To: rktman
I can hardly wait for the government to come out with a much-needed guide and safety rules on popcorn.
You can't be too careful with that stuff because it (gasp) explodes!
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:36:50 AM PDT
by
Zakeet
(Obama: fail ... deny ... blame ... golf ... distract ... lie ... repeat)
To: blueunicorn6
My first day of work with the U.S. Forest Service was spent in a class covering how not to step in holes. Quick - somebody get the instructor to jump the fence at 1600 Pennsylvania and show those people how to do that...
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:40:59 AM PDT
by
Bernard
(The Road To Hell is not paved with good results.)
To: Zakeet
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:41:50 AM PDT
by
lacrew
To: lacrew
Who knew that popcorn could be hazardous when inhaled?
/s
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:44:40 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: G Larry
Yes, soon these particular busybody rangers will be barging into our picnics and telling us no marshmallows allowed. Or maybe they’ll be efficient and search our baggage at the gates to make sure we have no marshmallows.
Sick of these no-fun busybody NAZIs.
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:44:46 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: rktman; ConservingFreedom; Unam Sanctam; x_plus_one; Patton@Bastogne; Oldeconomybuyer; ...
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:46:39 AM PDT
by
narses
( For the Son of man shall come ... and then will he render to every man according to his works.)
To: Zakeet
I believe my big popcorn maker has bullet proof lexan as the enclosure. Just in case of any errant kernels. :>}
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:48:28 AM PDT
by
rktman
("The only thing dumber than a brood hen is a New York democrat." Mother Abagail.)
To: rktman
This comprehensive article suggests that a 10-foot buffer between children and a fire is a good rule of thumb. Roasting sticks should be at least 30 inches in length. Wonder what's called for to roast a Hot-Dog?
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:52:05 AM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: rktman
Love the headline, think I’ll steal it to apply selected libs.
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:52:17 AM PDT
by
T-Bird45
(It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
To: T-Bird45
You know, you might be on to something there. Which end of the stick goes toward the fire anyway? Required directional arrows (can I say arrows) on the stick for clarity. Also, you got a huge selection to choose from. :>}
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posted on
10/19/2014 7:54:35 AM PDT
by
rktman
("The only thing dumber than a brood hen is a New York democrat." Mother Abagail.)
To: bert
"...making a difference"
Now there's a meaningless phrase on par with "fair" and "we need change".
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