Posted on 10/02/2014 8:44:52 AM PDT by Biggirl
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If zero were white he would already be impeached by his own side,but since he’s not no telling how far they will let him go.I guess the party is not upside down enough yet.
[ I ordered an LBGT sangwich once and almost puked!! ]
You know what is really yummy?
Especially if you need to make an apetizer for a party?
Buy the “Bacon Flavored Ritz Crackers” and the “Bacon Flavored Eazy Cheese” can cheese. Cook up some bacon, put a dollup of bacon cheese on a ritz cracker, then put half a strip of bacon folded into a square onthe cracker, then anothe dollop of bacon cheese then another bacon flavored ritz cracker.
I call them “Mini-bacon Explosions” and they are YUMMY, don’t eat too many as they will no doubt kill you...
Hey dude,cool kat.I just bult some rods last week for a boat called the Kool Kat....
Obama has the entire Gov stacked.
[ Wow, did Rush just say girls become lesbians because they are fat? ]
He didn’t say it, he humoursly implied it though...
LOl!!
BACON!!!
Next: Federally funded study to determine why men rarely get pregnant.
Yeah for sure and he’s destroying the military at warp speed.
It is frightening how people think.
Anyone that does not see it is blind.
Per Rush caller:
Duncan worked with FedEx/UPS, quit his job on the 4th. Came to the US *I forget the date.*
Make them sometime, your mouth will LOVE you but eat too many and your waist line will kill you, LOL.
[ Next: Federally funded study to determine why men rarely get pregnant. ]
I got a grant for that, paid off my house, the conclusion is that while it is almost 99.9999% chance that a man cannot get pregnant, the results are incolclusive and I need more funding to be for sure...
Will try it sometime.
Eboli??
Lord this man is a putz.
[ Eboli??
Lord this man is a putz.
]
Chef Obamboyardee
Eboli Noodles with extra “red” sauce...
“He’s so articulate and clean”
He said it under his breath right when he was going to commercial. I doubt many heard it.
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