Posted on 09/26/2014 11:15:26 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
maybe he’s pregnant
Maybe he is slowly being taken out, illness is the best way to avoid total chaos, the question would be, in such a scenario involving his death, who would replace him.
Erection lasting longer than 4 hours, can’t be seen in public. Constant Rodman video watching rumored.
Info coming out of NK is unprecedented, in that they’re describing their young leader’s illness. Could a purge be going on? Stay tuned.
The fat ass might have stroked out!!!
At 31-years-old I doubt that his health could be that compromised. Maybe he was faking a limp so the S Korean press would speculate that his absence is health-related.
Check Dennis Rodman’s basement. Or maybe Hassan Rouhani’s man cave in Iran.
You mean, “He’s dead Kim.”
If I was the supreme leader and I could get anything I wanted, when I wanted it, and money was no object then you would never see me.
Or perhaps, put better, I would never have to see the peasants. And of course, they would ALL be peasants.
Nice life until the bullet gets about half way through your head.
Yeah... Makes sense to me...
His wife, in imitating Hillary Clinton, threw a vase at him. Only she had better aim than Hillary... That is quite a lump on his noggin. Of course she is at a labor camp doing who knows what...
Maybe he is slowly being taken out, illness is the best way to avoid total chaos, the question would be, in such a scenario involving his death, who would replace him.
Just waiting to the masses of crying North Koreans, they will have to increase their rations the week before so they can squeeze out some extra tears for dear leader....
My guess: Kim Jong-un is seriously ill and the North Koreans are hiding it. It’s getting to the point that Kim Il-Sung may look better than anyone thought in the past.
He is secretly in Hollywood, filming “Team America: World Police, part II”
Maybe he died of a “brain hemorrhage” like what used to happen to prominent Soviets. Then they have to go through their internal power struggle to determine who becomes emperor. No constitutional succession checklist in a dump like that.
Waylaid and eaten by some of his subjects.
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