Posted on 09/24/2014 10:00:24 PM PDT by george76
HAVANA Call it "Eau de Revolution." Cuba's biggest producer of natural products has come up with a pair of colognes for the discerning supporter of international socialism who wants something more than just the iconic "Che" T-shirt.
A woodsy and refreshing citric scent with notes of talcum powder called "Ernesto" honors guerrilla leader Ernesto "Che" Guevara. For those seeking something softer and fruitier, there's a blend with hints of mango and papaya called "Hugo," for the late Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
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Both are known to induce vomiting.
Where is the humor/satire tag ?
The leftists and OWS types who might buy this 1) don’t wear cologne (except patouli oil) and 2) don’t have money to buy it anyway.
Is there really a market for a cologne that smell like rat crap?
Yep, that's ol' Hugo alright, lol.
I thought it was a way to sell bottled Panther wizz.
NOTHING can mask the stench of Marxism!
Ping.
These colognes are a must-buy for the white guy with dreadlocks on your Christmas list.
Che always looked as if he needed a bath. Chavez looked clean but just seemed like a guy that would have funky breath. I don’t see how they inspire colognes. If they ever come up with a cigar-scented “Fidel,” I might go for that.
Hugo Chavez. That would be the stench of death, and that’s the smell of communism as well.
I’d love to hear Humberto Fontova’s take on this...
I smell dead people.
Che was a physician, believe it or not.
Still can’t beat Sex Panther.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara#Capture_and_execution
Hai Karate, English Leather, Brut. Only in America could a 16 year old in the ‘70s afford to smell as good as a sweaty saddle, a lime lollipop or Chinese hoorhouse.
So is Ayman al Zawahiri, Osama's successor as head of al Qaeda.
Here he is in 1982 speaking English from Mubarak's cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A55lIzz8hXo
Unfortunately, Mubarak sprang him before outfitting him with a proper necktie.
So is Ayman al Zawahiri, Osama's successor as head of al Qaeda.
Here he is in 1982 speaking English from Mubarak's cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A55lIzz8hXo
Unfortunately, Mubarak sprang him before outfitting him with a proper necktie.
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