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Monkeying Around? Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates
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| Sep. 12, 2014 5:12PM
Posted on 09/13/2014 6:17:56 AM PDT by Olog-hai
Is the government monkeying around on your dime?
The National Institutes of Health is reportedly spending $3.9 million over five years to study the effects of excessive drinking on monkeys. …
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TOPICS: Government; US: District of Columbia
KEYWORDS: biggovernment; drunkenmonkeys; junkscience; monkeys; nih
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:17:57 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: Olog-hai
Monkeying Around? Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates These would be Obama voters?
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:20:06 AM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(America, a Rule of Mob nation)
To: Olog-hai
Didn't the dim party and libtards spent 8 years doing this by “studying” president Bush? /s my other comment is self deleted.
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:21:07 AM PDT
by
bravo whiskey
(we shouldn't fear the government. the government should fear us.)
To: Olog-hai
This is an outrage.
The feds need to come up with funds - as in right now - to provide these monkeys trauma counseling.
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:22:14 AM PDT
by
gunsequalfreedom
(Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
To: Olog-hai
Did they study differences between primates who had alcohol given to them vs us primates who have to buy our own?
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:26:01 AM PDT
by
posterchild
(It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
To: Navy Patriot
Note: visit Ferguson, MO for plenty of experimental subjects
To: Olog-hai; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
Probably increases their autoerotic activities. </seinfeldreference>
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:26:58 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Not responsible for errors resulting from posting via my "smart" phone.)
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:32:00 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:32:23 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
To: bravo whiskey; Olog-hai
The National Institutes of Health is reportedly spending $3.9 million over five years to study the effects of excessive drinking on monkeys. … The NIH missed a huge opportunity. Teddy Kennedy is dead.
60+ years of drunken stupor wasted because they came to the table late.
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:33:03 AM PDT
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:42:26 AM PDT
by
FlJoePa
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:48:12 AM PDT
by
Brother Cracker
(You are more likely to find krugerrands in a Cracker Jack box then 22 ammo at Wal-Mart)
To: All
I forgot about this video (youtube video link):
Hilarious!
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posted on
09/13/2014 6:53:07 AM PDT
by
FlJoePa
To: Olog-hai
So they’ll find out the monkeys get drunk and fling their shit. Then they’ll sober up and fling their shit.
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posted on
09/13/2014 7:00:34 AM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Obama: The turd that won't flush.)
To: FlJoePa
Put a few primates on Nancy Pelosi’s plane.....one could see the hilarity in that one I am sure...
To: Olog-hai
The study is for free here in Memphis.
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posted on
09/13/2014 7:10:25 AM PDT
by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: Olog-hai
Spend a couple of days in Ferguson, MO.
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posted on
09/13/2014 7:25:39 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Olog-hai
The National Institutes of Health is reportedly spending $3.9 million over five years to study the effects of excessive drinking on monkeys. …
The subjects are all US Congresscritters I would bet.
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posted on
09/13/2014 7:30:46 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: Olog-hai
Gov’t Reportedly Spending $3.9M to Study Drunken Primates
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posted on
09/13/2014 7:33:44 AM PDT
by
Iron Munro
("If you want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln)
To: Olog-hai
Note the drunken primates in Congress.
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posted on
09/13/2014 7:35:44 AM PDT
by
onedoug
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