[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Only you can stop forest fires people from having fun.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Smoky the Bear’s Forest Service Nanny State PING!

[ZinGirl]

if you use an Oreo instead of graham cracker, you have a
s’moreo. :)

[Vaquero]

[Mears]

“No doubt with the fearsome specter of Michelle Obama lurking over their shoulders, the agency also suggests replacing chocolate with fruit”

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This is where I stopped reading-—— and you don’t want to know what I said. :-)

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[BitWielder1]

Okay for them to publish recommendations, better than making it into a LAW.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Those instructions sound like they were written for characters in the movie Idiocracy

[colorado tanker]

And remember, if the regime declares a phony “government shutdown” our thugs, er, Rangers, will keep you out of the forest altogether.

[Billthedrill]

This would be laughable if they didn’t have SWAT team to back it up. BTT

[Constitution Day]

“glamping”–a portmanteau of “glamour” and “camping,” which Fodor’s Travel explains “brings the comfort of a hotel into the great outdoors.”

Dear Lord. The stupid, it burns!

That is NOT CAMPING. Period.

[Joe 6-pack]

I think s'more making was the very last vestige of American life in which gubbermint hat not yet intruded.

We're now at 100%.

[Vendome]

Every past bit of their recommendations is Yooosless.

Let duh Yoots be Yoots...

[trisham]

No kidding. This is ridiculous.

[KoRn]

I’d like to turn ol’ Smokey into fish bait. I’ve never eaten bear, and couldn’t imagine it being all that good.

My kids don’t need a tax payer funded talking bear cartoon character to not start fires in the woods....

[Still Thinking]

It also recommends keeping children at least 10 feet from the campfire, ensuring that they take no part in dangerous marshmallow melting.

After all, if we don't raise our kids as repressed retarded pussies, where will future generations of government drones come from??

[TigersEye]

Anyone who needs instructions to make a smore probably ought to stay in the city.

[Scrambler Bob]

Get a marshmallow, put it on a stick, and wait in a forest (preferably National) for a lightning strike.

This is now a natural fire, and when said fire approaches you, hold out the stick till the marshmallow gets ‘just right’. Continue s’more construction, limiting said calories per MooseShell instructions.

Isn’t camping fun? Brought to you by the US Govt.

[DannyTN]

Make sure you have plenty of Brawndo to put the fire out if necessary.

[Jim from C-Town]

And the Democrats say there is no waste left to be cut from the government.

[Jim from C-Town]

If you stand ten feet away from a fire you can’t feel the fire.

[IYAS9YAS]

Try using a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup instead of a piece of chocolate. MMMM.

I'll agree to the 30" stick though, not for burn purposes, but for the fact that my back aches after bending over the fire with anything shorter. Kids hold their own.