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U.S. Forest Service Issues Recommendations For Making Smores
The Daily Caller ^
| September 4, 2014
| Tristyn Bloom
Posted on 09/05/2014 11:50:15 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Only you can stop forest fires people from having fun.
To: SheLion; Eric Blair 2084; -YYZ-; 31R1O; 383rr; AFreeBird; AGreatPer; Alamo-Girl; Alia; altura; ...
Smoky the Bear’s Forest Service Nanny State PING!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
if you use an Oreo instead of graham cracker, you have a
s’moreo. :)
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posted on
09/05/2014 11:52:40 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
09/05/2014 11:54:57 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“No doubt with the fearsome specter of Michelle Obama lurking over their shoulders, the agency also suggests replacing chocolate with fruit”
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This is where I stopped reading-—— and you don’t want to know what I said. :-)
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posted on
09/05/2014 11:55:25 AM PDT
by
Mears
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Okay for them to publish recommendations, better than making it into a LAW.
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posted on
09/05/2014 11:55:38 AM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Those instructions sound like they were written for characters in the movie Idiocracy
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
And remember, if the regime declares a phony “government shutdown” our thugs, er, Rangers, will keep you out of the forest altogether.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This would be laughable if they didn’t have SWAT team to back it up. BTT
To: BitWielder1
Okay for them to publish recommendations, better than making it into a LAW.Perhaps that will come next.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
glampinga portmanteau of glamour and camping, which Fodors Travel explains brings the comfort of a hotel into the great outdoors.Dear Lord. The stupid, it burns!
That is NOT CAMPING. Period.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I think s'more making was the very last vestige of American life in which gubbermint hat not yet intruded.
We're now at 100%.
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posted on
09/05/2014 11:58:55 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Every past bit of their recommendations is Yooosless.
Let duh Yoots be Yoots...
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posted on
09/05/2014 11:59:57 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
No kidding. This is ridiculous.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:00:49 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’d like to turn ol’ Smokey into fish bait. I’ve never eaten bear, and couldn’t imagine it being all that good.
My kids don’t need a tax payer funded talking bear cartoon character to not start fires in the woods....
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:03:02 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It also recommends keeping children at least 10 feet from the campfire, ensuring that they take no part in dangerous marshmallow melting.After all, if we don't raise our kids as repressed retarded pussies, where will future generations of government drones come from??
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:04:17 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: ZinGirl
Don’t say “Oreo” or the feds will have us roasting people they find “not black enough”.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:05:49 PM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
To: Mears
suggests replacing chocolate with fruit —
Here’s where public television would censor the words and pixel-out the mouth of the person saying such.
I am OFFENDED!
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:08:54 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(/s /s /s /s /s, my replies are "liberally" sprinkled with them behind every word and letter.!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
We have become a retarded society.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:09:44 PM PDT
by
angcat
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Anyone who needs instructions to make a smore probably ought to stay in the city.
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posted on
09/05/2014 12:10:36 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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