To: mandaladon
He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense.
</sarcasm>
3 posted on
08/19/2014 8:25:40 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
> He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in
> order to call it self-defense.
No, it was the recoil from the gun that whacked him in the left eye. Oh wait, he’s right-handed. Never mind.
/s (just in case)
10 posted on
08/19/2014 8:27:43 AM PDT by
Westbrook
(Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense.
Obviously. That's why they haven't released this before. Where are the pics to prove it???
/sarc
11 posted on
08/19/2014 8:27:48 AM PDT by
caligatrux
(...some animals are more equal than others.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Either that, or the recoil from his gun. /s
18 posted on
08/19/2014 8:30:34 AM PDT by
mothball
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I applaud your sarcasm tag, however, there are those on FR who will view your comment as a very possible and legitimate “question” and seek to argue that and other inane “possibilities”.
“What if he intentionally rammed his face into a stationary object to injure himself?”
“Did he pay a thug to hit him?”
And on and on...
42 posted on
08/19/2014 8:39:06 AM PDT by
SZonian
(Throwing our allegiances to political parties in the long run gave away our liberty.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum; fwdude
47 posted on
08/19/2014 8:39:51 AM PDT by
Hoodat
(Article 4, Section 4)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Do you know that in the George Zimmerman trial they actually argued he may have banged his own head against a tree after shooting TM?
To: E. Pluribus Unum
“Saint Blunt” or “Saint Cigar”, like Rachel Corrie aka “Saint Pancake”, ...
157 posted on
08/19/2014 9:18:01 AM PDT by
kiryandil
(making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
“He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense. “
not for nothing, as we say in new England, but that would have been the only way for him to extract himself from a horrendous future, either at the hands of eric holder, the black panthers, lawsuits etc.
it would actually have been kind of brilliant.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense. Seriously. Hard to self-inflict.
NHL defenseman, Mark Stahl, took a puck in the eye, from a slapshot last March.
645 posted on
08/19/2014 1:19:25 PM PDT by
CDB
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Careful, there are posters here on FR who might believe that.
661 posted on
08/19/2014 2:03:23 PM PDT by
Pining_4_TX
(All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
No. They got in scuffle at car. That’s understood. The shots away from car i’m not understanding. Or the shot on top of head.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
He obviously punched himself after he shot Saint Michael in order to call it self-defense. Of course he did!
That's the only possible "black justice" explanation.
Next to stupidity, helium is the most abundant thing in the universe.
691 posted on
08/19/2014 4:16:37 PM PDT by
publius911
( Politicians come and go... but the (union) bureaucracy lives and grows forever.)
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