When Thieves Broke In, This Grandma Grabbed Her Gun – Then Was Stunned at What 911 Told Her To Do

Top Right News ^ | 08-05-2014 | Gina Cassini

[Jack Hydrazine]

“First, I don’t dial 911 when I have important business at hand.”

Dial 911 and die.

Don’t warn the punk you have a gun. Don’t even let him know you’re there. Just wait for him to break in.

THEN call 911 after taking care of bidness.

You’ve saved the tax payers a load of money taking out the trash, you’ve saved future victims from becoming victims, you’ve lowered the violent crime rate, made the neighborhood safer, and decreased the job security of the criminal justice system.

[A_perfect_lady]

Citizen: “I shot him twice, I think he’s dead.”
911: “Are you sure? We need to be sure.”
*BANG*
Citizen: “Ok, now I’m sure.”

ROTFL!! Oh, man, I really did let out a bark at that one.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Maybe a DIY medical job kinda like Home Depot.....

[NoCmpromiz]

kinda like Home Depot.....

Complete with helpful how-to video...

[FredZarguna]

resting her new hip after recent surgery upstairs in her home,

The Amish again.

No, no, not the would-be perpetrators, the writers: "Throw Papa down the stairs his hat."

Sie sind Deutschen.

[GeronL]

lol.

I can imagine self-surgery videos becoming a hit due to ObamaCare

[GeronL]

These leftists are giving out some horrendously bad advice.

Like a rape victim is supposed to pee, poop and vomit because shooting the perp would not keep her dignity intact.

I’m still trying to figure that one out

[cynwoody]

She’s in pretty good shape for 80 with a fresh hip replacement!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44SftSVt1x4

[metmom]

“When I called 911, she kept saying, ‘put the gun down, put the gun down.’ And I said, ‘I’ll put the gun down when I see the police,’” Logan recalled.

You go, girl!!!!!!!!

What idiots we have working at 911.

[OneWingedShark]

I’m still trying to figure that one out

I have no idea... I... it... well, it's a vector for Ebola?

[GeronL]

lol

[cynwoody]

Don’t warn the punk you have a gun. Don’t even let him know you’re there. Just wait for him to break in.

THEN call 911 after taking care of bidness.

There's a guy in Little Falls, Minnesota doing life because he did basically that. Retired State Department security officer.

The three S's: Shoot, shovel, and shut up!

[ScottinVA]

Good job stopping the crime in progress, but call 911 AFTER dealing with the situation. Cops arrive on the scene to investigate, not protect.

[Fresh Wind]

Maybe surgeons are making house calls now that Obamacare is the law of the land.

[ScottinVA]

“Maybe a DIY medical job kinda like Home Depot.....”

You can do it .. We can help!

[cynwoody]

Like a rape victim is supposed to pee, poop and vomit because shooting the perp would not keep her dignity intact.

I’m still trying to figure that one out

Former Congress-critter Todd Akin might be able to shed light on that. Because, like peeing, pooping, and vomiting, conceiving is also a physiological occurrence.

[dennisw]

Pistol packin mama needs another gun for conveniece-reachability

[ScottinVA]

Dayum!! She DOES look good for 80!

[ScottinVA]

Hillary might’ve looked that good 25 years ago.... maybe.

[fredhead]

“Stop, Drop, and Cower”

I sleep on the far side of the bed from the bedroom door. If I am awakened by someone breaking in my house, I’m going to do two of those three, roll off the bed to the floor (good cover) and then grab my 12 guage and .45 and patiently wait. Sooner or later they’re going to come through that door and I’ll cut them in two.

Then call 911.