But what is the gay angle? There must be something gay. The only things that happen have something to do with gayness.
A dirty little secret about gay is that the gayer they look the less they like it. Gay really swoons over straight, though they will never say that in public.
The uniform provides a distinctly ‘feminine’ silhouette. We expect that this may reduce the incidence of homosex propositions and assaults under field, low-light conditions.
The Velcro is kinda gay.
The new camo is "absolutely fabulous"?