President Obama will be giving a LIVE statement on Ukraine at 2:50P (ET)

https://twitter.com/CNNNewsource ^ | 7-29-2014 | CNN

[tcrlaf]

He's already 20 minutes late....

[ColdOne]

Has the one spoken yet?

[Dog]

Vittles at that next dinner party with all his fancy pants buds.. are going to be impacted if he doesn’t come out soon..

[nascarnation]

The methods were appropriate, with far too many generals for the amount of infantry.

[Dog]

1:30 seconds..

[fatnotlazy]

I too have an Obama worshiping friend who is chronically late. If she says she'll pick me up at 5:00, I can count on her to be at least an hour late. It's a narcissistic trait. Probably why she adores Obama so much. Another narcissist.

[Dog]

Here comes the judge..

[tumblindice]

Skittles, Arizona tea and Vicks cough syrup.
Shaken, not stirred.
He pounds that stuff while chomping nic-gum.
Or while he’s getting pounded.

Yeah, JarJar Binks is trying to get a Red Bull in him as we speak.

[Uncle Chip]

Live:

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-expected-announce-us-sanctions-russia-183145791—politics.html

[tcrlaf]

Obama finally speaking, only 49 minutes late!!!

Who won the pool?

[Dog]

Marine One in the background ...must be a fundraiser tonight.

[NormsRevenge]

LIVE , Its PhotoOpObama!!!

[Sarah Barracuda]

The horses ass is now speaking..look at him, pretending like he gives a crap..he is doing this because he wants people to think he is a strong leader, meanwhile everyone around the world knows he’s a p*ssy

[NormsRevenge]

Blah blah Malaysia, Ukraine, blah blah,, sympathies,,

Blah blah,, separatists,, blah blah

[Sarah Barracuda]

He was late because he was taking a poo and Valerie Jarrett had to wipe his fanny

[Bogey78O]

Came here to say the same. He’s only stating buzzwords. Totally insincere. Nothing new

[NormsRevenge]

He slammed a 40 OZ, two joints and a burger right before he same out. And we now return you to your normal PC programming.

[ColdOne]

Naw...he was late because she told him to take a poo.

[tumblindice]

Remember having to drink whenever you heard someone say `Bob’ on `Newhart’?
Someone should keep track of his use of `I’ and ‘me.’ He uses them like `Uh.’

[maine yankee]

He’s going to announce that he’s achieved some weak European sanctions on Russia and claim victory.

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We have a winner

[NormsRevenge]

Well, at least he’s an upright socialist,unlike FDR. Not by choice , of course . but.. He’d rather be riding a golf cart.