I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that.
LOL!
Homer: "I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that."
I predict, in the future they will not be taught as "World War One" and "World War Two", but as just one war -- perhaps "The Great War" -- or maybe "the 75-Years War", including the "Cold War", beginning in 1914, ending 75 years later, in 1989 with the fall of the Berlin Wall.
So Homer, there's no way to finish your work in this lifetime.
You might need some staff... ;-)