Posted on 07/19/2014 12:31:14 AM PDT by Thunder90
We should resurrect the "Send a Brick to Congress" initiative that was done in 2006.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1626048/posts
http://web.archive.org/web/20060417173015/http://www.send-a-brick.com/
I suppose a “send a turd to Congress” campaign would be too much like sending coals to Newcastle?
And Sat. is my weekend day to gather mastiff and bulldog terds.
I think sometimes they think I keep them around for their stools.
I was impressed with Senator Dan Coats ideas in today’s newspaper op ed piece on dealing with the problem, and unimpressed with my critter rep’s perfunctory e-mail yesterday:
‘Will you answer this short survey over the border problem so I can get you out of my hair, and don’t forget to vote.’
So I may wrap the 5 gallon plastic bucket filled with doggie doodles and send them to him. Mike Pence’s successor, too.
Probably not. But disappointing, hmmmm.
I’d send a rock, but then someone would put all the rocks in a box, and compared to Congress, the rocks would enjoy such an intellectual superiority that they’d get bored. Then the bored rocks would learn to fly, and the flying rocks would doubtless have navigational difficulties, especially flying through the fumes of the various intoxicants I suspect are in use on The Hill. Which means things would get broken, the rocks would be taken into custody and sent someplace where they’d be pounded into little bits. Don’t get your rocks pounded into little bits. Keep them safe at home...
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