Michelle Obama Says Soldier Was Caught In A ‘Fire Fart’ [Video]

Daily Caller ^ | 7/16/14 | Patrick Howley

[Nachum]

First Lady Michelle Obama told a harrowing story Wednesday of a soldier caught in a “fire fart” during his wartime experience.

“There’s this soldier that we met just a month ago,” Obama told the crowd at a Los Angeles event addressing the plight of homeless veterans, “who was caught in a fire fart–fight in Afghanistan.”

The soldier returned home to find a bleak environment for veterans of war, according to Michelle’s prepared remarks at the event, which also featured a presentation from Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti.

[SkyDancer]

Or a corps.

[smokingfrog]

Same thing happened to Beyonce...

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Obviously FLOTUS “shhtrugled” to say that.

Harvard Ed my butt.

[left that other site]

Fiery farts from a corpse man can be lethal.

[RedMDer]

[tumblindice]

http://search.tb.ask.com/search/redirect.jhtml?action=pick&ct=GD&qs=&searchfor=oops+I+farted+again&cb=XP&pg=GGmain&p2=%5EXP%5Exdm044%5EYYA%5Eus&qid=d7884cacbcf74cb0a436d910dc850da1&n=780bb028&ss=sub&pn=1&st=kwd&ptb=6AEFAC68-9AA7-49C2-9129-C629BD02D7B5&tpr=&si=CKCs_46Gn70CFYhaMgodvDoAlg&redirect=mPWsrdz9heamc8iHEhldEcgdjfjqpMajKYmz288FhTI7FHnGX8q3OUcLZ45J02bbMpjob8Dx0Njeo9hmVjhRIQ%3D%3D&ord=0&;

[Nachum]

Practice video for Michelle O’firefart

Fire fart compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5KrUTbtcgc

[MeshugeMikey]

Perhaps its sold In Afghanistan??

[Drango]

spider barks are the worst...

[beelzepug]

Fat Freddie Felcher frequently farted fire at the Friday fish fry.

[Jack Hydrazine]

That’s quite bizarre!

[NonValueAdded]

especially the silent ones

[X-spurt]

Definitely the Poster Chillrin for the last Whitey Hut occupiers for the next 100 years.

[Jack Hydrazine]

After watching that video I would not be surprised one bit if she really was a transvestite man because it would suit Barry perfectly. I really need brain bleach now. Ugh! American has truly fallen.

[RichInOC]

Fire farts...the sure sign of a great meal.